MissP

@drharveee Carthrina

A baby born in a morning is called Monica, evening is Evelyn, floor is Florence, what do we call baby born in a car? 🤔

@NostalgicHubb Man

Can anyone crack this code? What was the fathers name?

@DDT_PM @Solphendukaa Rona re le Batswana ,ga re mo itse😬🙏🏻

@Solphendukaa He didn’t. He’s just a Tswana yellow bone. It’s very common for Tswanas.

I actually went there to ask, they said it matters. Lol!

@Skhuciti @PhutiSemenya14 🤣😂🤣😂

@PhutiSemenya14 So you know like maspinara(carjackers) spin a gusheshe at a funeral, so le ma huisbraak (breaking and entering) they break him out one last time "2 shoot a re yalo"

Why some families bring out the body in a hole of the house instead of the door?

@sinovuyo001 Ohhhhhhhoooo🙄🙄

No words start with “O” and ends with “O”

@ChrisExcel102 Ao my president 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Do they know that Sipho Chaine is the best Penalty saver in country …🤧🤧

@VuyoM313 @Thembithemedium

@Thembithemedium Why dont u put 10kgs then u know you have all the luck

Keep a small amount of rice in your purse or wallet; it attracts luck and draws money to you wherever you go. It also invites favors, abundance, clears the way for success, and allows wealth flow freely into your life.

@AdvoBarryRoux Everyone relaxed..That one with the “cross word puzzle” skirt 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Two men were swept away by floodwaters while taking part in a baptism ceremony at a river.

@_tomi24 @AfricanHub_

@AfricanHub_ Butt that's so unfair 😫

Burkina Faso has banned South Africa 🇿🇦 butt coach from entering Burkina Faso 🇧🇫

@k4r4b34st @ChrisExcel102

@ChrisExcel102 Mayonnaise thinks we're all from KZN

According to our brother Black Coffee this was not marriage Photoshoot it was Halloween costume 😭😭

@MaoengKekeletso But who verified these qualifications?I bet if they are tools to make it to heaven,hai let me tool🤭🤫

You guys are now writing your qualifications on Tombstones😳

@VITO_G_Wagon @Clicks_SA Yoooooo,I thought it’s for “Thokoza Gogo”..🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Go get yourself this at Clicks @Clicks_SA 🔥🔥🔥 And thank me later

@miShumoZA_ Vho-ngwana wa Modzimo❤️❤️😘😇

Give her a Venda name.

@TshxpoFS @MayWeatherBabe This tweet❤️❤️🙏🏽🫡🫡

@MayWeatherBabe This is where the present father comes in. You go and do the step with your baby girl bro. Save the day and make it about her. 🥹

she's too young to experience this heartbreak💔😭

@tumisole 😬😬

Expect a letter in the next few hours 😂

@tboseZA Someone said “You must just support your daughter and grandchild”” Yoooo…🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🚮

#TheBlindSpot Comment via VN on WhatsApp 063 688 0959

@Bell19924453 @nmsblank @MbalulaFikile @Murphyy_Les 😂😂😂😂”Eat”

@nmsblank @MbalulaFikile @Murphyy_Les Eat means it's time to capitalize.

A great weekend that was. Congratulations yet again to our young couple. Indeed revolutionary love conquers all.

@Guccistarboi On your marks,get set,ready,fire🔫,Gooooooooo🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

If you are really good in English, start a sentence with “On”

Cape Town winds yesterday #capetownmarathon #Sanlam