Karissa Deyle

@Roy_C_Swenson 🙄

Well?

@KarissaDeyle why you trying to block me bitch

I didn’t see the light turned green so naturally I got honked at. Stopped at the next stoplight and the lady who honked at me drove up next to me, waved, and apologized 😂 what a nice lady

@Roy_C_Swenson I haven’t heard you say that in awhile....

@KarissaDeyle You can start by getting a job

Drove a Tesla last night and now I’m trying to figure out how I can earn enough money to buy one myself....it was amazing

@Roy_C_Swenson Angry Roy C.

I was actually pretty let down by last nights #gameofthrones episode. The entire battle was too dark and you couldn’t tell what was going on. The night king clearly won and Arya just conveniently flies in out of nowhere through thousands of wights to kill him? Stupid as fuck

I biffed it hard off my bike trying to collect those dumb Snapchat eggs....total egg count: 4

Waitress: “how would you like your eggs?” @OhhhhJoe: “idk.....done?”

@OhhhhJoe Let’s check it out this Sunday. Loser buys shots

I haven’t been to sports on a Sunday in ages. Idk if that’s good or bad.

I like my job but will I ever want to be at work from 8-5 😑😴

My brother dropped his communion bread in the wine glass at church, didn’t make eye contact, fished it out with his fingers and kept walking 😂

@itsheathjames @Roy_C_Swenson @yo_itsb Harry Potter World is pretty cool. I’ll join

Well this should be interesting

A koala bear was my favorite animal for the longest time growing up and idk why. Never seen one, don’t know anything about them. Time to add Australia to my bucket list

Holy smokes my stress level is through the roof #relaxkarissa

Went to DQ for a quick $5 lunch so I pay with a $20 bill and she gives me 3 $5 bills and 5 $1 bills back 🤔free lunch i guess!

@gthomp97 And less corndogs?

@KarissaDeyle Just need to do more 12 oz curls and call it a win-win

I froze my account at Family Wellness for the max 6 months because i never went and i never work out....i just realized it’s Dec 4th and I’m back to paying $57 per month for a membership i never use 🤦🏼‍♀️ cancel it or just join everyone else’s New Years resolutions? Hmm...

@yo_itsb 😂 it was necessary. Thanks to @AlHirst_

@KarissaDeyle Glad you fixed the *freezed* lol

@yo_itsb Thinking about it, what do you think?

@KarissaDeyle Is that what you’re putting on your next sign?

I follow 3 rules: do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care

@branhamm 🤦🏼‍♀️yep, you’re right.

@KarissaDeyle Brake *

Tis the season of freaking out every time i hit the break at a stoplight