joe love

Yeah you jack wagon look at how many h's are in my name because of you. twitter.com/joshua_dietz/s…

@yo_itsb Lol it showed up in my head this morning randomly

I’ve been listening to Limp Bizkit every morning this week and let me tell you. No better way to start your day.

@yo_itsb If “no” then please list which commercial has had a greater impact on you

Is the “Wasssuuuupp” Budweiser commercial the most influential commercial of all time?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary @joshua_dietz @ohjoe

@yo_itsb It took me a double take to even notice that picture had a girl in it

This is @OhhhhJoe ‘s dream woman

can’t believe a pro football player who sent me dick pics in 2017 is now dropping touchdown passes in the super bowl

@Roy_C_Swenson @KarissaDeyle That lady and I woulda been showing each other some particular appendages at the next stop light

@KarissaDeyle This is not how this would have gone for Joe

I didn’t see the light turned green so naturally I got honked at. Stopped at the next stoplight and the lady who honked at me drove up next to me, waved, and apologized 😂 what a nice lady

@ImTufff @GrantTufto I mean I posted that a year ago so peoples mood for different types of food tend to change every couple years so I’ll allow it

@OhhhhJoe @GrantTufto I'm getting 43 rolls of sushi later, so not very good. Sorry Joe maybe next time.

How good does a BLT sound right now?

@GrantTufto @Rob_3astman @yo_itsb Whoa shit now I know why I haven’t made it big yet. No one could retweet’s all the funny stuff I post. Look out mom I’m going viral now

@Rob_3astman @yo_itsb Did I get it?

@yo_itsb be more like Bob. Bob this is a good tweet. Maybe I won’t delete Twitter after all

@yo_itsb I haven’t been on Twitter in I bet 6 months easy, maybe even a year... this is the first tweet I see upon a random notification making me open the app again and I’ve just decided I’m gonna delete the whole thing

Told my coworker that I had a big piece of a jalapeño on the toilet paper when I wiped and he goes “Why would you look at it?!”. This blind wiper is 42 years old. He’s been walking around with a dirty butthole since his mom stopped wiping his ass.

When that above freezing weather finally hits you...

@KarissaDeyle I’m in potentially. @lawnspeezy you around Sunday?

@OhhhhJoe Let’s check it out this Sunday. Loser buys shots

I haven’t been to sports on a Sunday in ages. Idk if that’s good or bad.

@lawnspeezy I have astigmatism and didn’t even know what that meant. No wonder why all them lights have all that funny star dust around the edges

my eye doctor told me I don’t have astigmatism lol apparently my pupils are just bigger than average, so my vision isn’t focused around the outer edge of my pupil with my contacts in making headlights look brighter than normal pretty wild huh

@JennaBerg1 @ImTufff @itsheathjames @AbsgailJoy So I decided to check my score through my credit card site similar to your Barclays card and...

@ImTufff @OhhhhJoe @itsheathjames @AbsgailJoy Welcome to my ted talk

@AbsgailJoy Abby, hi again. 😏👉👉

@branhamm Who eats tic tacs?

Am I only one that counts the # of tic tacs in my mouth after I put them in my mouth?

@itsheathjames @JennaBerg1 @ImTufff @AbsgailJoy Good for you guys

@JennaBerg1 @ImTufff @itsheathjames @AbsgailJoy Gimme 2 more months cuz then I’ll reach the like 10+ years age of average credit use. I’m expecting a small jump then.