🍄 Roan 🐈

@cinnaswift @1followernodad I actually really dig that candace sandal. I'm 40 tho

@1followernodad And possibly:

my google searches recently: summer shoes. normal summer shoes. Sandals that are under $100. Walkable shoes under $100. Block heel sandals under $150. Normal shoes. Normal raffia sandals under $200. Walkable sandals under $200. Shoes that look normal. Please. Shoes please, shoe

@Airaxora Duo Heero kiss

pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

@iWomansplainer @constans Holy shit, should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? (Home cooked food only?) Should we invite bella hadid

It actually blows my mind that people pay for food taxis. Like I legitimately cannot fathom this. I’m an engineer. My husband is an engineer. One might say we could easily afford Door Dash. Yet, we have literally never ordered it on our own dime in my entire life. Not even once.

@FilmUpdates Hype!!!! Been waiting months to see this one!

Harry Lighton’s ‘PILLION’ debuts on HBO Max on June 5.

Re: more ugly actors discourse, as a day 1'er for Harry Melling, I really appreciate that call to arms.

@banjorun @TheWapplehouse Kenneth Yamaguccimane

@TheWapplehouse What's his name, I want to look him up?

1 out of 10 Blue Angel pilots die in a crash. Maybe stimming in a board room pretending real hard to fly a plane is a stupid way to practice.

Not bad. Actor really was a tossup this year!

Predictions: OBAA PTA Buckley Chalamet(Hawke) Madigan(Mosaku) Lindo(Penn) ()--Dark horse

@NFL_DovKleiman He saw me and thought "that one needs Jesus"

Powerful: Seahawks GM John Schneider was throwing little Jesus Christ figures into the crowd at the team's Super Bowl parade. "Jesus ❤️ you" Schneider is a devout Catholic 🙏

@FDT4EVUR I saw a guide pony with its mane dyed Seahawks colors. What a great city

They riding into the city to announce their victory

Victory to the People's democratic republic of Seattle Seahawks in their valiant fight against the Israeli Patriots (May Robert Kraft be struck by a Qassam rocket inshallah)

@EricLDaugh The concept of having friends and being part of a community is communist dollars

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: The leftist agitators are paid and got CAUGHT packing up all their equipment after clocking out of their designated protest time David Khait got the entire thing on video and they’re furious It’s COMMUNIST DOLLARS!

@FDT4EVUR Mynausea

I’m def throwing up rn

@freakbargeekbar When I called they basically kept asking if I was going to kill myself right then and there and if they needed to call 911. I guess it achieved me not killing myself that very night, though I did try a few weeks later 🤷

@ChasingSnyder *Likes this post* *Immediately rescinds my like as I realize it will curse my team the way Lamar and Josh Allen's teams have been cursed*

Can’t believe this just hit me. We aren’t talking enough about the fact that … Sam Darnold … has a VERY real chance to be the first quarterback in the 2018 draft class to win a Super Bowl.

@OC_Scanner @Darkheyr @vinny_ @LauraJedeed Highest iq bootlicker 😭😭

@Darkheyr @vinny_ @LauraJedeed You were an infantry man and Air Force desk jockey? What else can you make up. Also 47 training days is only M-F weekends don’t count. Which is 9.5 weeks. So 4 1/2 months.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I'm real outspoken about my opinion of the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate slate.com/news-and-polit…

@Dratnos @megasett

@megasett Need an option for healer, not healing which I encounter in most keystones

if you play a healer currently, do you plan on continuing healing in midnight? and if you're not a healer, do you plan on picking it up in midnight? i suppose i plan on maining healer still but i will have dps/tank alts which is new for me

ICE AGENT EATS SHIT 😭😭😭

@FDT4EVUR Jimmy Neutron friend Sheen 🤣🤣😂

THE SEAHAWKS ARE THE #1 SEED AND NFC WEST CHAMPS LFG!!!!

@JKCinnamons @MichaelRapaport Evergreen

How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰 This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem. Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”? You ain’t working class — you’re fraud class. #ZohranMamdani #ZoronTheMoron