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She-ate. I like the drama.

@_poisnwm For sure, she has a gift. And that certainly cannot fit in a choir.

My Grade 7 cousin wanted to quit her music classes in school and her teacher asked her to write reasons why she was quitting😅 she had this to say (very honest gurl😅)

@elisha_odu97464 @omari_omwaniki @Goddie_Ke Please download and share.

@omari_omwaniki @Goddie_Ke I do not respond to persons who passed through class.You should have been schooled then I would have responded.KPLC annual reports are public documents.Problem is you are an idiot you won't understand the language therein.Wasted condom.

We took a loan to do underground cabling in Nairobi for Kenya Power, yet Kenya Power itself had no idea about it - Controller of Budget

@elisha_odu97464 @emojyfied @Goddie_Ke The publication did not work? Please do the download and share. It kills the debate faster.

@emojyfied @Goddie_Ke Please download the 2018 Annual report of KPLC they have reported it as a milestone.This woman is a liar or there are issues of lietracy in her office.KPLC has not denied.The woman said they denied.Did she provide evidence of the denial? We know its all about activism.

@amerix They are curating business.

A patient in a high-end hospital with chronic diabetes & high creatine levels as a sign of kidney failure is being fed sausage, wheat, margarine and milk with sugar. Nobody in that hospital is seeing this as wrong and improper. Take care of your health, hospitals don't care.

@_shugah @_Wakihia Culture? The question still stands.

@Karuru9 @_Wakihia It’s the standard practice all over the world, a foreign captain cannot guide a ship into the host country’s waters

Did you know, that When a cargo ship or cruise ship approaches Kenyan waters, a Kenyan captain & crew take over guiding it into OUR ports. Now imagine this, The ship arrives, but foreigners take full control. This is the sad story of what remains of the Kenya Ports Authority..

@Mr_Husky1 At least, you know where the key cannot be.

I have lost my keys inside my car. Not locked, LOST. To clarify: My car turned on. My car will only turn on if the keys are inside of it. So they must be in the car. Yet I cannot find my keys. My car is not messy. There is very little in it. I’ve looked everywhere. And yet, the keys are nowhere to be found. But they have to be here. Hence, I have lost my keys in my car. What … and I cannot stress this enough … the f*ck?

@kim_mwirichia @Esq_Dalmas_J Seller beware?

@Esq_Dalmas_J Duplum rule does not take account of time value of money.A shilling received/paid today is not equal to a shilling received/paid one year from now.The rule erroneously assumes that cash flows at different times are the same and therein lies the soft underbelly of the rule.

We advocates don't say this enough and if we do, the populace ignore it brazenly. Let me repeat it for umpteenth time, if you borrow money from shylock(50,000), your liability should not exceed twice what you borrowed (100,000) inclusive of penalties and interests.

@onjolo_kenya Maybe that is the problem with Nairobi. In Nairobi, leaders are expeditionary.

Ol Kalou residents are waking up to the reality that their beloved MP was not from Nyandarua County, after the committee organizing his burial settled on his home in Tigoni, Kiambu County, as his final resting place. At this rate, we need to audit the current leaders. Only a boy from home can change home. Nyandarua continues to lag behind in roads and electricity connections despite having very vibrant leaders. May he RIP .

@ahmednasirlaw @ivan_ivankm This. x.com/i/status/18251…

Kenyans are POWERLESS against JurisPESA judges. JSC has been rendered toothless and so is every institution that tries to enforce the law against JurisPESA judges. We need to go back to the drawing board and free Kenya from the shackles of JurisPESA judges.

@TraderCobb You appreciate what would happen to her in a collision?

I just got a fine in the post because my teenage daughter had the seatbelt under her arm. $2115 It's not a fine that she wasn't wearing her seatbelt, it's that she didn't wear it right. Just a camera sitting there to watch our every move and raise revenue for the government. It was probably during the time we were singing John Farnhams "2 strong hearts". We love that song, we sing it loud and proud, until the part about the river to the wet large section of water that connects continents. We would never sing that part government, because that's banned too. $2115 for this. Honestl7 #AustralianOil #auspol

@TraderCobb Kids are forced to do that by circumstances. It belts their neck. Udjustable?

@holytrinity001 @moneyacademyKE That is what liquidators do. They extract the soluble parts of the debts.

@moneyacademyKE What happens to the other 21.3 billion? If the companys assets are going to be liquidated,where will they obtain the rest of the funds owed to them? Let’s see how it’s gonna unfold

Koko Networks creditors may lose about Sh22 billion after the company’s assets were found to be far below its debts. The company owes about Sh22 billion but has only about Sh251 million in assets.

@mcpipita @johnnjenga We need data. Then we look for possible explanations. Then we use science to pin down one.

A decision made in the 70s in a golf club in New York caused this. See some executives wanted to dump some radioactive waste. This waste doesn't decompose like your traditional compost. It has a half life that keeps changing and is highly carcinogenic The execs approach various people and finally end up approaching a Kenyan politician who agreed to a 50k USD bribe. In return they were to send the waste into Chalbi desert. The bribe was so little that the execs didn't even go for a board meeting to approve it. They agreed to pay right there over a round of golf. Back in Kenya the politicians didn't inform the citizenry of what was to happen. The residents of the are just saw heavily protected guys dumping some stuff in the ground covered in tarp. In North Eastern Kenya, houses are mostly makeshift since they're pastoralists. They see this tarp as a good cover to their manyattas and they start digging up the waste and taking the protective paper. This had near instant repercussions. People started to fall Ill and soon that waste found its way downstream to Meru. If you look at the prevalence rate of cancer along that waterway you'll understand that politician's don't care about their own people

@InternetH0F The dashboard one was cool.

This is an ad for "The Gun Bed," a bed frame designed for home defense with a hidden compartment in the headboard that allows quick and secure access to a firearm.

My friend and I have a new startup that will be mainly focused on providing EdTech to young people and also offering tech services, TEKIMU (Teknolojia na Elimu). Coincidentally, our names Tekin and Murimi fit within the name of the company. 😅 Mungu mbele!

🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 72 hours.. > Egypt shut down its shops at 9pm, mandated work-from-home Sundays, and the government internally called it "war economy mode".. four days after the IMF praised them and unlocked $2,300,000,000.. > Turkey's central bank burned through $30,000,000,000 in March defending the lira.. the finance minister everyone called a genius is now considering SELLING the national gold reserves.. > Pakistan's PM went on national TV on Eid and announced government salary cuts and a 50% fuel allocation reduction.. they approved a $358,000,000 "austerity fund" and nobody asked austerity from what.. > Russia banned cash exports above $100,000 and gold bars above 100 grams.. Putin signed it March 26.. called it fighting the shadow economy.. > Iraq banned 22 banks from USD transactions.. cashless mandate for ALL government institutions coming July 2026.. > South Korea launched a literal wartime economic response body on March 25.. the prime minister chairs it.. > India secretly created a $6,700,000,000 Economic Stabilisation Fund.. it wasn't in the news.. it was buried in a budget supplement.. > Lebanon's currency collapsed 98%.. the war added $14,000,000,000 in damage on top.. every single government on this list told their citizens "the economy is doing fine" within the last 30 days.. all of this.. a single week.. if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post.. it's only getting crazier from here..

@kijana_misa They bake bread at home. Mswahili na Mhindi wa kawaida pia hizo bei hawajui. They are on a different diet. By the way, how much does a Kg of matumbo cost? That gives you a hint.

This story of Jeff Koinange not knowing wtf is Matumbo reminds of an interview Uhuru Kenyatta did in 2013 with radio host Njogu wa Njoroge and he was just asked a simple question about the cost of a bread back then. Uhuru went on and estimated it to be between 200-300kes na mkate ilikuwa 40bob then. Even after a decade bado mkate haijafika mia😂 Sijawai jua shida ya richkids inakuanga gani!

Kenya is Primarily 80 percent Agriculture. How we CANNOT Manufacture our own FERTILIZER 63 years after independence, but can build a 40 billion shillings conference centre NEEDS a case study.

@KE_MrBlack Are you sure? x.com/i/status/19668…

Pale KU wako hadi na first class lower division😂😂