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@metoffice Why is there no live weather report on your app? Wheres it gone?

It’s exceptionally hot in some areas today so you may fancy a dip to cool off 🌊 But take care as sea and water temperatures are much lower, which can lead to cold shock, so stay safe if you’re heading to the coast or inland waters ⛵

@NotTheTisWasOne Ask him to wear sliders.

I have a dilemma. I live in a flat which is really well soundproofed. I've never heard my neighbours. Until now. A new guy has moved in upstairs and every footstep is like a mallet being bashed on my ceiling. All day. I can feel my BP rising. Should I speak to him or suck it up?

@NotTheTisWasOne This is why i hate flats.

@thecoastguy I find them too noisy and shouty. Old movies much better to watch.

I find the audio on new movies muffled and indistinct. Old movies are still fine. Is it just me?

@crazyclips_ Hope she got a lifetime ban..

That one’s 100% on the driver 💀

@catwithaura I dont blame them.

The face my cats made when they smelled dog on my hand...

@emmerdale That was so funny

So that's what the boys were up to! 😂 #Emmerdale

@Kristinartz Football

I want to know… what’s the most boring sport to watch on TV? Be honest.

@metoffice Your app is terrible now. No weather broadcast this morning. Nobody wants to just look at pictures. Needs improvement.

Temperatures have peaked today at 30.5°C in Frittenden, Kent 🌡️ This marks the first time in 2026 that the UK has passed the 30°C threshold It is very rare for the UK to record 30°C in May, with the last time being over a decade ago on 25 May 2012

@kelly_ques Freddie Mercury

What is the first celebrity death you remember being affected by?

@Artemisfornow We wont work then 😄

Listen when they tell you. “Everyone in the country will have a digital ID” Even if you don’t want one! “This isn’t a heavy handed approach but we will make sure everyone has one” Oh 🤡

@Camzsbi We all know its george.

Only Lisa today ❤️ Summer being charged for murder and Lisa not beliving she did it 😕 Tyrone most likely gonna come running to Lisa when he knows that he's lie could send Summer down for murder.. But why didn't he just tell the truth to start with🤔 #swarla

@metoffice Great. Might get som vit d.

It’s only midday and today is already the warmest day of the year so far 🌡️ The heat is set to stick around through the bank holiday weekend across much of England and Wales and temperatures are set to exceed 30°C in the coming days ☀️

@DailyMirror Yeh its called summer.

Met Office names four huge regions set for heatwave as temperatures surge to 33C - live updates #UKweather #UKheatwave mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/h…

@Jenny_1884 Yep

It’s really annoying when you get an insurance renewal quote & when you shop around manage to get it cheaper, then when you call your insurance company to say you’ve got a cheaper quote elsewhere they can miraculously match it or better it. Shouldn’t insurance companies just give you their best price in the first place for being loyal?

@Kristinartz Talk talk

Who did you always want to see in concert, but never got the chance?

@80s_Kidz Spontanious combustion doesnt exist. These are pictures of people that have fallen into fireplaces.

What does this photo remind you off?

@AvonandsomerRob Hastings

Name ONE British Town or City you'd advise a friend NOT to relocate to?

@TommyCsRambling @SoVeryBritish Yep i do that 😄

@SoVeryBritish I was the very first customer in a very big pub. I sat down at a table in the corner and got my newspaper out. The second guy to come in sat at the same table as me. I think he might be one of those people. I got up and walked to the other side of the pub😄

When you park in an empty car park and someone comes and parks in the spot right next to you. What is wrong with these people?!

@SoVeryBritish Same happens on a beach 🙄