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Our phones better be this dry when we make it bro.

Relatable 💀

The most distressing thing is for @SAPoliceService to arrest their own members....this time for ATM Bombings!!

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

#Missing Police in Thohoyandou are appealing for public assistance in locating missing 34-year-old Dakalo Maswanganye from Thohoyandou Block G Extension. According to police, Dakalo was last seen at his home on Saturday, 02 May 2026. His uncle reportedly tried contacting him the following day but was unable to reach him. Search efforts have so far yielded no results, and police investigations are continuing. Anyone with information on his whereabouts is urged to contact the investigating officer, Sergeant Mpho Gethe, on 079 380 1132, call the Crime Stop number on 08600 10111, visit the nearest police station, or use the MySAPSApp.

@Unserious_Exrha Definitely playing the wrong position.

Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

This is a Zulu Man by the way so akho formula

@Bonol_ove @Patriot_S_A Desperation leads people astray.

@Patriot_S_A @Kat_M_L Sooo it’s true that people fall for this nonsense, 😫 wow

9 foreign national suspects, 8 males and 1 female, have been arrested in Primrose, Germiston during a joint operation targeting counterfeit money activities. The operation involved Ekurhuleni SAPS Crime Intelligence, Primrose CPU, CPO Reaction Force, Gauteng Anti-Crime Unit and Mamba Security. The suspects were allegedly scamming people by promising quick riches, but were caught in the act. Authorities seized counterfeit cash worth R211 600. Investigations are ongoing.

🚨𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘: Lamine Yamal's PR team are accused of paying media pages to increase his chances of winning the Ballon d'or this season. 😳

It’s funny how you can never beāt them on a track.

🚨CLASSIFIED SAPS CRIME INTELLIGENCE REPORT ON ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS: HOW ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS SMUGGLE MONEY OUT OF SOUTH AFRICA; [PART 1] So Lt General Mkhwanazi has now publicly said they are aware that illegal foreigners are using spaza shops as front for organised crime & to syphon money out this country to fund terrorist groups, & that R6 billion has been smuggled out this country by illegal foreigners in just the past 2 years. I have an internal SAPS Crime Intelligence report, that was initiated by the late former SAPS Deputy National Commissioner Lt General Mfazi working with SAPS Crime Intelligence. This report details amongst other things, exactly how this money is being syphoned out this country. According to this report, the dominant smugglers of money out of South Africa are Somalians. They operate a "protection fee" scheme amongst themselves. Not even their own Somalian people in South Africa can operate any tuckshops without paying a protection fee. There's 6 different groups of Somalians in South Africa. The Orgaden, the Hawiye, the Isaaq, the Marjeteen, the Maheran, & the Murasade. The dominant group is the Orgaden & all these other groups, meaning all these other groups have to pay protection fees to the Orgaden tribe to be allowed to operate tuckshops in South Africa. With this money they collect as protection fees & the profits from tuckshops, the Orgaden group does not use formal banks in South Africa, they have what they call the "Hawala Banking System". The Hawala Bank System ensures no digital proof or paper work is involved in their transactions. They open up internet cafes as Hawala Bank System fronts to smuggle money. Crypto currency is their latest preferred method of smuggling money out this country. The Orgaden are heavily armed so secrecy is enforced by fear throughout the Somalians in South Africa. Next I will tell yall how Somalians in South Africa are not even accountable to this country's criminal justice system. Even if they commit any crime even murder amongst themselves, they have their own courts in South Africa & sentences are always fines & never imprisonment, & these courts are ruled by the Orgaden group. There's an estimated population of over 100 000 Somalians in South Africa, & only 25 000 are documented. South Africa is facing a very organized Somalian hierarchy structure with it's own government, courts & banking systems within this country. By:#BaasKruger

If we did you wouldn’t be able to find someone in your league

We don’t eat the most beautiful First Lady, South Africa doesn’t care about beauty, it needs a leader

I just realized that I robbed myself R20. 😭😭😭

People you should hang around with😂🔥

Simanye Tonono from the University of Fort Hare lost his mother, brother and two sisters in a house fire during his first year. At their funeral, he vowed to make them proud - and he did. This week he graduated with 23 distinctions, turning pain into purpose and keeping the promise he made at their graveside.

@Shikonekeni_ The only win the GTI will get is the chicks, nothing else.

GTI Boys 🔥🔥 🔥 come defend your fighter ⚡

KENYA: RESIDENTS CHASE NIGERIANS AWAY A new wave of violence against Nigerians have erupted in Ruiru, Kenya, following the death of a woman whom the residents blame it on Nigerians. This is the second time in three years that Ruiru residents chase Nigerians away.