Kate

The spotlight guy at the @hasanminhaj show tonight in STL:

We're looking to hire a Senior #ContentMarketing & Engagement Specialist in (#StL) social.icims.com/viewjob/pt1646…

Sometimes I wait until my secure token has only 5 seconds until it expires before I frantically type it in when logging into my VPN. Makes me feel ALIVE.

Wordle 256 2/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I impressed myself.

Even after two years of a global pandemic I keep finding myself putting on lipgloss before remembering I have to wear a mask.

Researcher: and how many coins did they eat before receiving the vaccine? Parent: about a $1.17 a week Researcher: oh, so $0.01 is a reduction, this is a potential benefit.

@SouthwestAir really? Cancelling early morning flights in the middle of the night? Giving us no options to rebook?

If hell is unique to every person, in my hell, everyday would be laundry day and every load I need to fold would be the socks and underwear load.

The world really needs a sentient TV remote that will crawl or roll back to its home base regardless of where it is left in the house.

“Fed is best” - things I say to myself as my toddler eats his third dill pickle for the day and slurps ranch dressing like it’s soup.

My child screaming “I have to go potty” while I introduce myself on a video conference call pretty much sums up 2020 for me.

It’s real cute that @Oreo has a package labeled “party size” when its actually going to be consumed entirely by me, at 10pm, after my kids and husband are asleep, in my dark kitchen lit entirely by the light of my mobile phone.

@GovParsonMO save the economy and our schools - make masks mandatory for Missouri. Thank you.

If coronavirus has taught me anything it’s that WAY too many companies have my email address.

So what are some good live or online webinars for #DigitalMarketing? Now seems like the right time to develop some skills and listen to new emerging trends and strategies.

When you don’t have the experience written pieces can show you know what you’re talking about and demonstrate your strategic thinking.

If you’re a college student now would be a great time to create a polished LinkedIn profile. Start showing your value to future employers by writing thought pieces and case studies. #coronavirus #CollegeStudent

The skill I’m looking to master during #SocialDistancing is cooking the right amount of spaghetti.

please listen. Please stay at home.

"If public health called tomorrow & said you tested positive for COVID-19 then asked you to list all the people you've been in contact with for the last 14 d. Would you be proud of yourself? Or embarassed by your actions?" - unknown #COVIDIOTS #SocialDistancing #FlattenTheCurve