Katey K.

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Katey K.

Katey K.

@Katey911

Life's too short for stupid people and crappy books.

Bismarck ND Katılım Temmuz 2007
319 Takip Edilen288 Takipçiler
Katey K.
Katey K.@Katey911·
@HenryBlakes Thanks! We tried out at Harmon but are home already. We didn't want to keep the littles out too long! A beautiful night regardless!
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Henry Blakes@HenryBlakes·
@Katey911 Hi Katey. They’re not visible yet, but we’re waiting for the opportunity. It’s best to get far away from the city lights, preferably rural areas outside of town.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
@HenryBlakes Any tips for Northern Light viewing tonight? We're starting from Bismarck.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
Marry someone who makes a song about propane. To the tune of "Cocaine" obvs.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
No one bats an eye at hash browns for breakfast, but open a bag of potato chips and suddenly everyone has an opinion.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
The 4yr old calling for a "white submarine" for dessert when she means a nectarine is today's happy place.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
Proud Dad moment: The Boy started humming the Star Wars theme. 🥲🥲🥲
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Katey K.@Katey911·
"I feel like too many people already exist," says The Boy. My genes are strong with this one.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
@MedoraND That's hilarious. We're on our way home now from the early show!
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Flickertail Times@flickertailtime·
Breaking news: Presidential hopeful/ND Governor Doug Burgum has installed a barbed wire fence along the Red River, separating North Dakota and Minnesota. “Minnesota’s days of sending the radical left to North Dakota are over,” said Burgum. “This state of the art fence from Runnings Farm and Fleet will keep the liberals and their progressive ideals away from North Dakota while preventing millions of North Dakotans from obtaining cannabis or abortions in Minnesota - modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.”
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Katey K.@Katey911·
It's 96° out so of course the kids are pretending it's Christmas. 🥵🎄
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Katey K.@Katey911·
Four year old waited until we were in her preschool before commenting on the stinky truck we passed on our commute: Maybe it was YOU who was stinky, Momma, not the truck!
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Katey K.@Katey911·
Four yr old said "squirms and eggs" make babies. I'm...not sure if I'm going to correct her.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
The Girl just told me I'm her assistant.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
It's rumored that the 6yr old told the 4yr old that it's hard for four-yr-olds to have patience. Ah, Pot, meet my good friend Kettle.
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Katey K.
Katey K.@Katey911·
So. Did The Girl say "fuck it" or "faucet?" 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Katey K.
Katey K.@Katey911·
And, we're back on.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
We traded in a 22yr old dented car yesterday and the kids were surprisingly sad about the upgrade. Like, there were Feelings about it.
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Katey K.@Katey911·
The Boy proposed a deal: the kids make the family room spotless, and Dad makes a smoothie. The Girl asked what "spotless" meant. The Boy replied "so, make it so there are no spots." 🤝
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