Katey Michaeledes

Writers making their script perfect even though they know there’s a less than 5% chance it will get made or sold or even read:

Here’s the brutal reality of the crisis in UK TV & Film. This is why the gvt giving away copyright to the AI thieves hurts so much. The industry is broken. The very few have never had it so good. The very many, never so bad. It’s an avoidable tragedy. variety.com/2025/film/glob…

🚨@LimePictures are recruiting a #DevelopmentProducer in Liverpool. The candidate will have several yrs of scripted exp as they push ideas through to greenlight. Details attached - CV & Cover Letter to cvs@all3media.com by June 29th limepictures.com/careers/ #scriptjob #tvdrama

@KeriWarbis Very good work Keri.

Have spent the last couple of hours making Margaritas FOR THE FIRST EVER TIME IN MY (PRETTY LONG) LIFE. Bloody love them too. How has it taken this long? Used a lidded hot drink cup thingie as a cocktail shaker. 🤓 Now surrounded by thousands of squeezed lime husks. 🍋‍🟩

introducing our ‘Sympathy for City’ pizza

YESSSS!!! I won’t be seeing this lad any time soon!!!! #CPFC #FACup

@5goalthriller Fucken joke.

Ten fucking minutes…

@hunstantonsmith This is wonderful. I completely agree - dogs are such a special gift to us. Also, look at both of you go!

This little dog has changed our lives so much, she is such a bundle of unlimited energy and love. I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.

Really appreciate a repost. Super excited to see our CBeebies viewers on TV with their fabulous families! All welcome including LBGTQ+ families, mixed cultures, families with odd hobbies, those with disabled parents - we want EVERYONE! Thanks bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/joini… #CBeebies

An old slang German word for a dog that’s small enough for you to accidentally step on (making it yelp/honk) is Fußhupe. It means “foot-horn.” And if a dog’s low to the ground but still speedy (like a dachshund), I’ve heard it referred to as a Teppichporsche (“carpet-Porsche”)

Tory MP IT Support.

@GavinCurnow @sigourneybeaver Hahaha

@Katey_Writes @sigourneybeaver Hate that bastard

Worm guy with hat and scarf

🚨🚨Currently taking HOD CVs for a £1.6M female-led feature set in UK/Scotland - (likely to film Sept 2025) — E: budgetforgill@gmail.com (diversity/global Majority/disability/LGBTQIA+ most welcome!) RT

📢Exciting news! Our next script call out will be for writers from under-represented groups based in Scotland! This will open in June. Keep an eye on our socials for the date to announced. We can't wait to hear from you!

How about Adrian and his three flying monkeys (sorry, sisters). Narcissists always need to surround themselves with supporters. #MAFSAU

@AdolphusSpriggs Congratulations! 🥂

Been married 19 years today, lads.

@GaddersII Everyone needs good neighbours.

My neighbour's idea of a glass of wine

Very excited for this. Get your early bird ticket quick! 💥

Just got on a train at Farringdon, the 9:01pm, going to Sutton. And this has been left in the luggage rack. Let’s try and reunite it with its creator. @TfL