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@SimonHarrisMBD Hopefully they’ll cancel the ‘67’ trend next 😂

Blimey. School aren’t messing about.

@ragastelle It’s a thing..javelin arse.

Why do periods sometimes do that thing where it feels like ur being stabbed in the asshole with a knife repeatedly

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@unreMARKLEble The toes are out again!

Aaand we’ve got a mic in hand. So good to see #MeghanMarkle in all the color she’s been wearing, see? The chartreuse wasn’t just a co-inky-dink. Oh wait, never mind. Harry’s looking at her like she just let one rip 😂 She’s yapping at the Nexus Summit-I’m sure we’ll be hammered with her word salad soon enough. #HarryandMeghanHatedinAus #HarryandMeghan #HarryandMeghanInAustralia

I had a call with @OttawaPolice today. I was told if I don't delete my X posts where I say Mosques in Occupied Iran are hubs of terrorism and should be bombed, I would be charged under the Criminal Code of Canada. So I deleted my posts. Meanwhile, Mosques in Occupied Iran:

Please help get this message to CEO of @networkrail Jeremy Westlake. Email him asking him to unblock the swift nesting sites in the chapel Milton viaduct, Derbyshire. His email is jeremy.westlake@networkrail.co.uk @deborahpitman has been asking for ages but she’s been ignored

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@mickeya100 Heron

Spotted on canal today, what is it ?

Dad’s Navara was stolen without keys from his driveway on Saturday night. AE68 RVN if anyone sees anything. Silver/grey with no canopy. Tools in the back and some red striped empty potato sacks with my name on too if you find anything dumped. Thankyou

@NickWestbyNew @CadburyUK If you can get hold of it, Cadburys from Southern Ireland still hits the spot 😋

Dear @CadburyUK , my Easter treat for DECADES has been your Cream Eggs. This year's batch taste SHITE! Where has the lovely, creamy, cocoa taste gone? You just lost a loyal customer. 4 out of the 5 went into the bin! Sort it out.

The FBI is now offering a $100,000 reward for information leading to the recovery of Amy Lynn Bradley and for information leading to the identification, arrest, and conviction of the person(s) responsible for her disappearance. 1-800-CALL FBI 1-804-789-4AMY amybradleyismissing@gmail.com #somebodyknowssomething

@SVPhillimore Has Euan legally changed his name then?

@QcWynter But Euan is a man, so Sarah is correct..

The other interesting aspect is that of "abuse of power", as alleged by Mr Molly. At what point did Sarah acquire "power"? When she became a barrister? Joined Twitter? Reached more than how many? 200,1000,10k,25K followers? And what "power" do we ascribe to the ubiquitous Molly?

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@NICU_doc_salone And let’s not forget the couple behind ‘the salt path’..

What happened to that Irish bloke who was being held by ICE in the US a few weeks ago? He wasn’t out of the news for about a fortnight and people were asking of Michael Martin was gonna raise his case when he met Trump. Then nothing. Is he still in custody?

The Duke is coneless ... I repeat, the Duke is coneless ... this is not a drill ... Can all available Guardians of the Cone please report to their assigned posts as soon as possible to rectify the situation. #glasgow #dukeofwellington #roadcone #glasgowhumour

LOST, STOLEN & WANTED Medals P064926Q (Marine) A. WATERS - RM Operational Service Medal **** STOLEN MEDAL **** Any information to the whereabouts of the medal please contact: Met Police - crime ref: CR0324958/18 or LSAD 54605 or info@medal-locator.com

Downing Street reportedly asked broadcasters to stop showing Starmer’s stumble last year. So thats even more reason to make it go VIRAL again isn’t it. 🤣😂🤭✊

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Trump's team has spent more than $5 million having images of him with Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs bleached from the internet Would be very terrible if this went viral!