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@Kauluma1

Funny as f#&k

Katılım Haziran 2020
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Kauluma
Kauluma@Kauluma1·
@bigguccicraigy That's what happened to me and Sam Smith songs. Idiot had me singing my heart out loud, jus for me to hear him say in a interview he rights his songs based on what the other guy did to him...madafaka shiiiiiit never again from there...
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Kauluma@Kauluma1·
@paxthetruth Honestly nope,,,my problems here are manageable...
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Hàbibi 🇳🇦@paxthetruth·
As a Namibian, if you were granted free citizenship to the USA, would you take it?
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Kauluma
Kauluma@Kauluma1·
@SpokespersonRSA How the fuck did the presidency not know about it, what the fuck is da state security for then...incompetent mafakas
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Vincent Magwenya 🇿🇦
Vincent Magwenya 🇿🇦@SpokespersonRSA·
This is very wrong. The municipal level of government does not have any foreign policy competence,this includes agreements, whether formal or informal, with militaries of foreign states. DIRCO will be liaising with all parties involved to iron this out.
SABC News@SABCNews

WATCH | The City of Cape Town MMC of Safety and Security, JP Smith, has described the uproar over a group of United States Marine Corps members training with Metro Police as a fake outrage. He adds that he doesn't believe it requires DIRCO involvement.

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Jack
Jack@FantasticBus·
@AfricaFactsZone Nambia takes no risk, invest no capital and does no work but demands 51% equity. That is not equality, THAT IS THEFT!
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Africa Facts Zone@AfricaFactsZone·
Namibia says Elon Musk's Starlink must comply with 51% local ownership laws if it wants to operate in the country. Elon has called out South Africa for having a local ownership law, Broad-Based Black Economic Empowerment which requires 30% for historically disadvantaged groups.
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Uncle@UncleDee1234·
@KabeloMusic Next tip he’ll say: Don’t use a trolley. Carry your family too. Skip the escalator. Farmer’s walk the stairs. If the flight is delayed, do lunges at Gate B12. 😭 Nah man, give me my wheeled suitcase and peace of mind. The only thing I’m maximising at the airport is convenience.
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PRINCE KAYBEE
PRINCE KAYBEE@KabeloMusic·
Another tip for the gents, no matter how much luggage you travel with, don’t buy a wheeled suitcase, get a duffel bag and a back pack, if there’s more luggage get two duffel bags. Carry your luggage instead of pushing it, stand in that long queue at the airport with all bags on you, this is great for your full body strength. Always maximise on getting stronger, ALWAYS!!!
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Kauluma
Kauluma@Kauluma1·
@joseph_kalimbwe It's not worth your life brur,..come back to Namibia you have a wife to care for brother..
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Joseph Kalimbwe
Joseph Kalimbwe@joseph_kalimbwe·
Thank you sir always for the care But experiences i experinced these past days, i wish it on nobody. Its easy to watch & tweet opinions about Zambian Politics. But to face it in real life, thats the pain i would never wish on anyone on these streets God bless our Republic 🇿🇲🙏🏾
GIVEN CHANSA@MGCHANSA

What is going on with @joseph_kalimbwe? He has been rather quiet.

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Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
Israel under my leadership will continue to fight Iran’s terror regime and its proxies, unlike Erdogan who accommodates them and massacred his own Kurdish citizens.
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Freddy Venter@FreddyVenter·
@Joe__Bassey Why are we silent when government bullies white people? Who knows? The answer is blowing in the wind.
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Typical African
Typical African@Joe__Bassey·
“Why Are We Silent When South Africa 🇿🇦 Is Being Bullied by the USA 🇺🇸?” During a parliamentary sitting in Windhoek, Namibia 🇳🇦, McHenry Venaani, a member of parliament, raised concerns about why Namibia and SADC are silent after South Africa was bullied by the U.S.
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CFC DAN 69@cfcsince1973·
@AbuHafsah1 We didn't live like this until we were invaded by foreigners, who influenced kids act like cunts.
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Aboo Hafsah@AbuHafsah1·
We shouldn’t have to live like this.
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(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪
(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪@FrankEra_·
🚨🎙️ | Bruno Fernandes on which former #MUFC player he would've liked to have played with: "I would say Wayne Rooney but he plays kind of in the same position as me so I'd be on the bench.. and that's not fun." 🤣❤️
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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇷🇺 British Defense Minister says Russia shared intelligence with Iran and trained its forces in drone tactics.
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𝕹𝖉𝖚𝖛𝖍𝖔 𝖒𝖚𝖋𝖆𝖗𝖆
I will never forgive that Grade 12 bru who cooked me in front of the huns when I was in Grade 8 by saying I’d been attacked by a truck of mosquitoes, all because I had acne all over my face😔
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
It is unfortunate that the UN Security Council has once again failed to demonstrate effectiveness and act decisively in the face of such a global threat as the Iranian regime's blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. No one should be allowed to block such globally significant sea lanes or undermine the security of dozens of nations through terrorist attacks against the freedom of navigation. We faced a similar challenge in the Black Sea when the Russians attempted to block our ports and civilian shipping—Russia was trying to suffocate our economy. And we found a way to solve that problem through decisive action, not inaction. Now, we see a similar problem on a global scale. The Strait of Hormuz must remain open to all vessels that sustain vital economy lifelines and maintain normal international trade. Countries in the region have spoken clearly on this, and we support the aspirations of the people of the Middle East and the Gulf for peace. Peace and security in this region directly impact stability, market predictability, and the cost of living in every single country. Such problems and this war must not be prolonged. The world needs a functional UNSC that acts more decisively to resolve acute security challenges of global magnitude.
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Ray LFC@LookingGotcha·
@w_bravel Yes even now FA cup for next season already started 😂
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Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.
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Samuel
Samuel@SamuelIse3·
@_Tee__G What touches one Nigeria touches all of us, you can't be maltreating a Nigerian and expect us to keep quiet and just watch, that will never happen
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Born-in-SA🇿🇦
Born-in-SA🇿🇦@_Tee__G·
Patriots, we have successfully located this idiot. Soon we will pay him a special visit. All the people who sold these houses should bring title deeds to claim them back for free. Apparently he sells drugs and managed to purchase these RDPs with drug proceeds, each at R9,500 = 776,876.09 Naira.
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Kauluma
Kauluma@Kauluma1·
@IsraelMFA Only 2,fvking Iranians are useless, those are not even rookie numbers..it needs to do more, increase the numbers into hundreds and thousands..
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Israel Foreign Ministry@IsraelMFA·
An Iranian missile struck a residential neighborhood in Haifa, killing 2 and injuring 4 - including women and a baby. Two remain missing under the rubble. The Iranian regime is deliberately targeting civilians, adding to its long record of war crimes and crimes against humanity.
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Kauluma
Kauluma@Kauluma1·
@ndaaaaapss You don't know where u going, but u think da map is accurate..that driver was supposed to drop u off at the drop point on the map,,,so u bleri learn
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🌸@ndaaaaapss·
Yoh I hate some Yango drivers , you asked where I’m going I say dorado minutes later you’re asking which side of dorado ?! Bro just use the freaking map I also don’t know 😭😭.
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