Kay Poole

@AlternativeMUFC It's a fucking goat 💯

@redmancdesigns1 Ewww yuck. Are you not going to credit. @AlternativeMUFC who you are ripping off you cretin

@paulmccloskey12 @AnfieldAgenda This didn't age well 🤣

@AnfieldAgenda They can't even beat the team at the bottom of the league 🤣

Both Chelsea and Manchester United drop points which means we stay 4th in the league. United drawing 1-1 with Wolves!🤣🔴

Watch at that fucking quality two footed challenge 14 seconds in😭😭

@Liam_ODwyer @StokeyyG2 That's what I thought he said 😂

Anyone actually know what Cunha did say 🤣

@AlternativeMUFC Ballon'Dorgu 🙌

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

@YOSushi I didn't get a receipt and the packaging has been binned, obviously.

@KayPoole78 Hi there, we are sorry to hear you are disappointed with th eamount of salmon in your rainbow salmon poke. If you could drop us an email to hello@yosushi.com with a copy of your receipt and the best before date we can certainly look into this for you.

@YOSushi wheres my salmon? Ya tight gits

@Mishi_2210 1050

Answer is not "300" Tell me the answer and win $1000

@shroppiemon @Teamgrassroots_ Well if the kids can have skibidi in the dictionary, then this definitely qualifies 😂

@Teamgrassroots_ Maybe we should get dictionaries to introduce the word “mannon” - a cry in sport to warn of an opposition player approaching

COACH asking for advice, "Man on or NOT" I'm a new coach with a girls U11 team who started this year, this might sound really silly but I don't want to upset anyone, I grew up with using the term man on, as a warning a player was close by. I haven't used it yet as I try to shout the players name, shout look out, or if I can think quick enough Player on, ironically all the girls on the team actually do say Man on. Am I overthinking this and should I say Man on, or avoid it? Thanks in advance

@afcMercia @Teamgrassroots_ I call my all woman team lads 😂

@Teamgrassroots_ I would ask the players and they will almost certainly say man on is fine. It's not always straightforward - I try and avoid calling players (adults) girls even though I'd call adult men "lads" and they call each other girls and say it's fine if I do.

@Teamgrassroots_ I play for a woman's team and a majority of us say man on. Only one player opts for "person on" and and I feel it's too long to say just to be politically correct. I would ask the team for a vote. I think you'll find they will go for "man on" as it's quicker to say. Good luck

@AlternativeMUFC Or the alternative... Potter 😒

I've had a lovely first day of my holiday but it's just ended with a pissed up conversation at the bar, about Amorim's system, our bleak future, & two words that have just sobered me up & made me want to book a flight to even further afield: Gareth Southgate. I'm going to bed.

@Lagwajah @FrankKhalidUK

@FrankKhalidUK Brighton go scam Chelsea finish still beat them for field 💀

Hoping that nothing happens to Moises Caicedo over this incident in yesterdays game.

@gamertoes69 @luxcurv He's her co manager. Nick Huggett who discovered Adele and Dizzee Rascal is her co manager. So hopefully he's looking out for her

@luxcurv what scares me is that her manager is amy winehouse’ ex manager…

Lola Young COLLAPSED on stage 😳

Cheers @evrisupportline. I do hope my parcel isn't fragile.

@fesshole In aristocratic families it's seen as strategic alliance to marry within the family to preserve wealth. My friend married her second cousin. They met as adults at a family wedding so hadn't known each other through childhood.

I was researching my family tree and found out that my husband and I share a great, great grandfather. I know this is probably not that uncommon but it's freaked me out and I'm having difficulty even kissing him without feeling the ick.

@knaggsy097 @AlternativeMUFC 😆😆😆😆😆

@itsme_urstruly Love how he went straight to his sister for a hug. I could see my son reacting the exact same. He idolises his sister 🥹

think he was surprised?

@TicketmasterUK why won't the map load!!!!!