Kay Prescott

Is there anything more tedious than April Fool, surely if you think it’s funny, pull pranks all year 😀

@WhiteHouse Is it time to rebrand The White House, might I suggest Fuckwit Towers?

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

Having just read about the theft of 400,000 KitKats, I need to confirm that it wasn’t me.

@TheChallengeCup @Betfred @BBCOne Typical, I didn’t read the day properly, so watched the programme today #Muppet

🔢 Confirmation of the ball numbers for Tuesday's @Betfred #ChallengeCup Quarter Final draw 🖥️ The draw will be conducted on @BBCOne's Morning Live programme

@CommunitySaints @Saints1890 @BrewDogStadium How happy do they all look, hopefully everyone had a wonderful time

😊 Enjoying ourselves at Community Integrated Care this afternoon at the @BrewDogStadium! #Saintsandproud

This would be really sad if the back door wasn’t open

@Stevegr1uk Think he’s in witness protection

The fuck’s that on his noggin? #UniversityChallenge

Just over 14 years since I was widowed, today I have decided that it’s probably time to shred his tax returns. I had forgotten just how organised he was, me I shred everything, occasionally while I still need it

@AdamDandy @ChesterBoard @ShitChester @chestertweetsuk I always preferred the other sweet stall, always bought the twirly aniseed, my teeth couldn’t cope now

The new Chester Market is fantastic, but…. I do miss this about the old one. @ShitChester @chestertweetsuk

@DeborahMeaden I’m a bit behind, but I’m watching, you are looking extremely lovely

Who’s watching Dragons Den? New series starting NOW!!

@reece_dinsdale Totally agree with this, should apply to councillors too, when standing aligned with a party

I’ve signed. Will you?

@MasonsMutt Hello!

@Bobby_Seagull It wasn’t for me, couldn’t make it past the first series, but most enjoy it

Should I finally watch Game of Thrones? 👀🐉 7 years ago, I dated a lady from the North ❄️ who was obsessed with GoT. Her profile picture? Sitting on the Iron Throne itself 🪑👑 She tried (and failed 😅) to convince me to watch it back then. I’ve just finished Stranger Things and I’m looking for my next binge 📺🍿 I love fantasy - I grew up reading Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings 📚🧙‍♂️ 👉 Is it too late to start Game of Thrones? 👉 Worth the hype or nah? #GameOfThrones #StrangerThings #Dating #Single #LordOfTheRings

@Bobby_Seagull Me! Always pleased when I get a question correct in each one.

🎉 First Monday of the New Year! Who’s back for Quizzy Monday? 🧠📺 🕢 7.30pm Celebrity Mastermind Topics: 🚇 Subterranean London 🤠 Toy Story films ⚽ Steven Gerrard 🏺 Indiana Jones trilogy Plus, keep an eye out for Traitors star Alexander Dragonetti 👀✨ 🕗 8pm Only Connect 🔥 Semi-final Metrophiles 🆚 5Ks (As an infrequent 5km parkrunner, Team 5Ks have always had a soft spot for me 🏃‍♂️💙) 🕣 8.30pm University Challenge 🏛️ Final 2nd round match ⚔️ Oxbridge derby: Churchill, Cambridge 🆚 Merton, Oxford #Quiz #Mastermind #OnlyConnect #UniversityChallenge #QuizzyMonday #Traitors #TraitorsUK

@EvertonNewsFeed Definitely felt like a Press it Again moment

🚨 At this point you wonder if this is actually the Everton siren that is playing, or one of those Government phone alerts...

@GylesB1 Has some kind person made that, if bought details needed!

‘Tis the season to be jolly - especially at tea time! 2025 is suddenly looking up, eh?

@RedVeePins @ruskinsthelens @SPFCHARITY @StevePrescott1 @mickyhigham What a sweetheart 💕

Another successful day at @ruskinsthelens with Koda pulling in all the customers 😍 🐶 @SPFCHARITY @StevePrescott1 @mickyhigham Redveepins.bigcartel.com

@cop_ish I’m 100% behind trial by jury, but having had the misfortune to be called up 3 times so far, if they change the system I am never going again (surely I can’t be unlucky again)

@NoContextBrits Bin bread, because that’s where it goes 🗑️

People who have fully decorated their house for Christmas a whole month before the day, should proceed quickly to the bin #Itsnotchristmasyet