Karen

#HP printer 'You want me to print, erm ok?' 30 mins later gives it a go, crashes half way through the first page, starts the job again wasting paper and ink, crashes again, 100 error lights flashing for no reason. #Epson printer 'You want me to print? Ok, here you go, done'

@jramage84 @NedKellysReveng @MrJamesMay @GillPile And in the meantime a corkscrew was located, a refreshing gin enjoyed and all those poor sailors survived...

@NedKellysReveng @MrJamesMay @GillPile If we're doing something, lets do it properly, today it's a shoddy cork,, tomorrow it could be a submarine hatch,,, do you want the blood of all those sailors on your hands? Or bits of cork in your gin? Please try to be a better person.

Oh bugger @MrJamesMay

So DM with #HP ... We cannot help. 6 different links to the same 'customer service' that cannot help. Told them to delete my data as I'll never buy their products again and they responded with 'You'll have to buy genuine HP ink to use your printer, what the one that doesn't work.

@HPSupport DM was a complete waste of time again. Shock they cannot help and I need to contact support which I've already done multiple times. Absolute joke of a company!!!!

@Kazb1 We see what’s happening there. We’ve just sent you a DM from our side. Please check your messages and try responding there. Once we connect, we’ll pick this up right away and help get things moving forward 👍 twitter.com/messages/compo…

@HP any chance of a response to my official complaint on 7th April, completely ignored as usual!!!! It is absolutely impossible to get in touch with your company...

@HPSupport Shock.... It's not allowing me to DM you.... Not surprised at all to be fair

@Kazb1 We’re really glad you reached out about this. Having a complaint go unanswered can feel like hitting a wall, and that’s definitely not how this should move forward. Let’s get eyes on this properly. Please send us a DM, and we’ll check the status to help you further. - Hayden | HP twitter.com/messages/compo…

@HPSupport I will do thank you, I assume there is no 'status' as it's not even been acknowledged yet...

@sainsburys any chance of training your drivers common courtesy. Every Sunday am around 7.15 (the only day I could sleep in a little) I'm awoken by WW3 kicking off... Oh the neighbour is having Sainsbury's delivery again. No other supermarket makes that much noise!!!

@MrJamesMay Just develop a severe cough when you buy chips (or anything) problem solved.

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable. How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present? Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important. Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

Love Bank holiday's on Dave #TopGear #Bolivia #JamesMay

@Gordon_______ @Tesco I've had this today too and none of mine are expiring either

@Tesco is this OK...my vouchers are until 2027...scam?

@MrJamesMay The comments on this post just proves the majority of people are unable to read before reacting...

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down. We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

@SamDavies__ @virginmedia @MrJamesMay It's Quest not airing it again. It's not being aired tonight again even though they're advertising it on socials

@virginmedia @MrJamesMay 360 Box. The same thing is happening on the Virgin TV Go app as well

@virginmedia I’m trying to watch @MrJamesMay ‘s Shed Load of Ideas (Quest HD) Epsiode 3 on demand but it is playing an episode of The Repair Shop instead 🫤

@Tesco groceries site today 'Its not you it's us' on every click. Please sort it out so I can order some food on my shopping this week......

@FreeviewAdvice Thank you, on our older TV it's fine, but the newer one is no signal on every channel, same transmitters too...

@Kazb1 Hi Karen Thank you for contacting Freeview with your enquiry.  Please see the below article 15 January 2025 - High pressure could affect reception across the UK this week Freeview viewers across the UK could see some disruption to their TV reception from Wednesday the 15th...

@FreeviewAdvice hey any update on issues today? Literally no channels working. Tried all troubleshooting and contacted, was told 'you'll have to wait for the weather to clear...' what is going on please and how long for?

@TescoBankNews literally impossible to get in touch with. Absolute joke. Only been trying for over a year!!!!!

@tescobankhelp hmmm tweeted and suddenly you miss call me with not a chance to answer, I have not given you authority to get my number and the email for this is not linked to my Tesco account..... Being reported!!!!!

@tescobankhelp don't you think it's about time you sorted the fingerprint access to the app out, it has been yeats!!! Contacted developers, ignored, so out of date compared to others!