Keith “FentFold” Needle III

Gotta say I loved Taki chronopoulos walk up song also. Had me fired up to see him pinch hitting with the game on the line for Judges.

What was Keith Lees walk up song? I really enjoyed listening to the cool beat drop and all 25 fans in the crowd go wild. Lmk ASAP. Thanks, also Keith.

@Benchjockey123 Holy crap! I have chills

Against all odds… #Whathappensinbetweenthelinesstaysinbetweenthelines

Didn’t know we could sit criss cross applesauce on home plate when making a play at the plate. Must only be allowed to happen when Brick is umpiring. Thoughts? Lmk.

@codyj48423 Yeah Cody, I need proof of this. Hope this helps.

@KeithNeedleUAA Per my nyu source, Peter Farren has an “absolute hog”. Nyu players have been said to have a staring contest with it and have “never seen girth” like that before

Biggest 🍆 in the UAA: 1. Connor Dong (Uchicago), got the last name for a reason 2. Ryan Bhojwani (Uchicago) 3. Dev Rupani (Uchicago) 4. Ziggy Bereday (Uchicago) 5. Ben Liebel (Uchicago) No suprise my Roons excel in this category.

In the next update it should consist of photos to give a better more accurate representation.

@RicardoMilosUAA Dong - 8 inches and thick, also a multimillionaire Bhojwani - 2 inches soft but grows to 7.5 inches (8 with a honey pack) Rupani - 7 inches circumference of a coke can Ziggy - 7 inches, and circumcised Ben Liebel - UChicagos secret piece, 6.5 inches with a personality of 8in

@KeithNeedleUAA Can we get exact measurements? I’d like to know how I stack up against the best in the UAA #girth

Drank 20 beers without taking a nile river, pretty sure that’s a perfect game. @whitesox

Update: just saw my good pal try to “rizz up” (pretty sure that’s the term nowadays) a girl and got laughed at. Starting to doubt my authentic game. #boner

@SpotNoStrike Interesting point you bring Kyle, well Kyle I’m…… I’m scared Kyle. You don’t wanna know what happened back in ‘06 with sally. Let’s just say, can’t be within 100 yards.

@KeithNeedleUAA Talk to women. Your wife might be out there Keith. Take it from the Freak

Just found a table at a packed bar, do I hold down the fort, or attempt to talk to women. Lmk. Stay tuned

@DU_Baseball Just wait till these fellas play the roons! #bleedmaroon

Fun days at the yard! #NotJustYet

🚨 Breaking 🚨 Isaac Zhang - Sr. LHP is making one of his final starts in his collegiate career in his hometown against the Judges. Coming off a complete game shutout against them in St. Louis, expect big things from the lefty this weekend in his hometown. #UAABrotherhood

@AlanOHA72 Heard @JohnBeer938 has great hands in the bullpen.

🚨🚨CALLING ALL D3 BURNERS 🚨🚨Nominate your favorite D3 Bullpen Catcher to be considered for a Bullpen catcher top 10 !!!!

Hot take, Sanjay is Townsend Stevenson trying to start beef in the UAA burner verse. This is unacceptable and dosent represent the nitty gritty of the UAA.

@theEviLSANJAY Wow, I get it.

I KNOW WHO SANJAY IS! rather than simply telling you, I’d like to share this riddle: I stretch long and wide, a passage to share, With doors on each side, I lead you somewhere. What am I?

Me and Maddie Kowalski in 10 years. #sanjay