Kyle “Dotted” Francini

@BillEpstein643 Thanks for the insight

@SpotNoStrike He could ball like 2015 Jameis Winston. He can throw for 400, but he’s due for 3 picks a game. Look out for him to transition to TE

@BillEpstein643 How should I feel if my team took Taylen Green in the sixth round?

@ack_georgeH bros acting like he wouldn’t post up with her if he could pull her smh

Let’s lock in Marcelo… we hitting under the Mendoza line gang #whatarewedoing

@MaxLuvsUAA I agree Goldstick. No respect for the best conference in the nation.

These NPI rankings are such a crock of shit. #torqued #noadditionalcontex

@MaxLuvsUAA I love the process of these picks Goldstick. Process 4/4

@SpotNoStrike Tough miss for me. 2/4 just won’t cut it, I’ll research these picks harder and do better for you guys next time. #mybad

Coming out of my comfort zone a bit today to drop four SURGICAL picks for the Brandeis-Wash U. DH - a thread🧵(NOT GAMBLING ADVICE)

@GartrellJacobs My #whyd3 moment. Absolutely unparalleled grit from both sides. Didn’t even mention the scoreboard being the softball field’s 600 feet away. Just an insane day for the grittiest bv in the world.

The judges simply didn’t have the grit to compete with the bears today in the highly anticipated battle of the burnerverse. Tip the cap to a hard fought battle between both teams. #grithasbeenbroughtback

@JohnBeer938 Absolute grit fest #grittyd3

Safe to say Townsend “White Horse” Stevenson gave em hell in the battle of the burners. The Bears win the BV series 3 games to 1. #UAABrotherhood #KeepBlowin

@MaxLuvsUAA What a brick take

4️⃣ Under 10.5 Runs in Game 4 (+170) • Controversial to take the under in a game 4, but I don’t think this is all that ridiculous when looking at these two pitching staffs. Both squads have stocked bullpens and good fourth starters, so I predict a low scoring affair.

@JohnBeer938 The error from the usual sure handed koong could end up costing him in this matchup.

On the inaugural matchup of Soong vs. Koong, the matchup didn’t quite live up to the hype. Don’t expect it to stay that way for long as they have another double header today to determine who the better oong is. Stats from day 1 Soong: 1/7 1 3B 2BB 1K Koong: 0/5 1K 1E

@GartrellJacobs Unfortunately it’s gone Gartrell. My fault i will remember for next time

Getting in some #GrittyClub arm care in tonight. Shoutout @GartrellJacobs for putting me on

@she_luv_finger Chills Chalmers just chills. Jealous over here

Just met a REAL D1 baseball player in the bathroom. God the aura oozing from him, had to wait a few minutes before the #boner went down to go back out

@KeithNeedleUAA Hear you Keith, happens to the best of us

@SpotNoStrike Interesting point you bring Kyle, well Kyle I’m…… I’m scared Kyle. You don’t wanna know what happened back in ‘06 with sally. Let’s just say, can’t be within 100 yards.

Just found a table at a packed bar, do I hold down the fort, or attempt to talk to women. Lmk. Stay tuned

@Benchjockey123 Pitcher 2. Clearly shows more innings and command over the game. The WHIP tells all.

Which UAA pitcher is better: Pitcher #1 - 9H -4BB -W-L 1-0 -WHIP 2.05 Pitcher #2 -38H -20BB -W-L 1-3 -WHIP 1.37 Releasing who each are tonight so stay tuned…

@theEviLSANJAY Whoever this guy is, he’s a real shady character

I KNOW WHO SANJAY IS! rather than simply telling you, I’d like to share this riddle: I stretch long and wide, a passage to share, With doors on each side, I lead you somewhere. What am I?

@GartrellJacobs @Dingleton_John @theUAAblower The greatest event in UAA twitter history

Instead of throwing a bullpen this week, kind of feel like going to a trampoline park to play dodgeball and pelt little kids. Maybe then I’ll throw a strike.

@YaoMingsLawyer @boobluver69420 @JoeJagginOff @WIACMike @SwarthmoresTarp @BigLakeRudy @ack_georgeH The UAA brotherhood is the new wave. You sound like an old head talking about mj and larry bird when Lebron is right there.

My rankings of conference BVs: 1. WIAC (elite culture and great content) 2. CCon (always down for a good time) 3. SCAC (#lickmyscac) 4. ODAC (@boobluver69420) Last place out of every conference: UAA @JoeJagginOff @WIACMike @SwarthmoresTarp @BigLakeRudy @ack_georgeH