Wise K.

@Tobi4kvng @jon_d_doee The guy died long before the friend coul turn. Friend will just kill him self for nothing

Trigger warning ⚠️. This is sad and dangerous for persons living there.

@seunosewa 5.4 was actually already very very. 5.4? A beast.

GPT 5.5 is actually very intelligent. I think it's an Opus class model.

@honour_can_code Great meeting you too chief.

Great meeting you chief🔥 y’all should follow him upp!!

Ran into @honour_can_code today somewhere in Lagos. Respect!! 🙌 Man just wears his brand every wear like a badge of honour. You can't miss him. Plus!!! Really chill guy for one who shakes things up here every now and then 😅.

@richsongocrazy Me trying to piece the pieces. Now my brain is in pieces 🫪

So a Nigerian startup lost $12 million because their backend was deployed on “localhost”. Her name is Amaka, a senior frontend engineer. One faithful afternoon, she was inspecting elements on the company’s landing page when she noticed the “Buy Now” button was not aligned properly. As she was fixing padding, she mistakenly right-clicked and clicked “View Backend”. That was when she saw it the entire production database just sitting there in JSON. She tried to close it, but it had already seen her. Within seconds, hackers from 3 different continents entered the system through the CSS file. Money started transferring itself. Logs started deleting themselves. Even the API began to panic. But Amaka is experienced. She quickly opened Stack Overflow, copied a solution from 2013, pasted it into the console, and pressed Enter. Nothing happened. So she did the next best thing, she refreshed the page. Boom. Everything stopped. Hackers got logged out.
Database reset itself.
Even the money returned with interest. Her boss couldn’t believe it. They praised her bravery, her quick thinking, and her ability to center a div under pressure. That same week, her salary was increased from 200k to 205k (performance-based). This is a true story. Be like Amaka.

@koladeafolabi20 Back here to cheer again at 8, 9, 10 figures

Ladies and gentlemen, I am glad to announce another major milestone has been attained in my investment journey. My US portfolio has crossed the 7 figures mark (in naira). I began my journey in November when I turned legal and I thank God for the progress. The gains has been driven mostly by capital additions with limited upside as the US market hasn't been palatable these past few months, regardless I kept topping my positions. It has also made me discover my risk profile as I felt that urge to sell when I was just holding $AMZN, $TSLA and $GOOGL. I have added $VOO and Gold and tend to keep it this way, topping those 5 assets for a long while with the index ETF taking up 70%, individual stocks taking 15% and gold taking 15%. I would be back when it hits 8 figures and above. The aim eventually is for the portfolios (US and NGN) to reach the stage where the returns can fund my lifestyle. It is still day 1. I thank God for exposure to begin early. I thank him for blessing my ventures and for his grace.. And oh @investbamboo has been amazing in managing both portfolios. I don't think I would've been in this without fintechs like them. I don't like stress 😂.

@EmarhNFT @Unabombaar Put crossriver at No 1

@Unabombaar Why is he putting South South in one category, this is my own ranking: 1) Igbo 2) cross river ( calabar) 3) Rivers state (every tribe in that state) 4) Bayelsa (I haven't tasted a bayelsan party rice shaa) 5) Yoruba

"Opeyemi famakin, you're wrong. Yoruba egusi be like concoction compared to Igbo egwusi. You only said yoruba egusi is better because you're a tribal bigot. When It comes to soups & food in Nigeria, Igbos are No1, Efiks No2. Yoruba no reach Igbo for anything" - Itsikiri TikToker

@koladeafolabi20 Yess!!!!!!! @ugodre sir

If I may ask, can we have an all-youths special edition of drinks and mics, just the way there was one for the ladies? It would be a pleasure for young fans of the show to have our session and discuss economic matters. I was one of those who suggested that at MoneyFair, as the show has indeed won a lot of us over. @Nairametrics @ugodre

@0xophilip @emmanuelao_ @pewbeam_ai Whether or not we have seen one doesn't make what the guy did ok. It is not

@emmanuelao_ @pewbeam_ai Is this your first time of hearing about or seeing OSS?

Haha, hold up 😂 You literally cloned @pewbeam_ai feature-for-feature (real-time audio → verse detection → on-screen display, local AI, no cloud) and dropped the same idea as open-source in one week? That’s not “alternative” that’s a straight carbon copy. X is not real.

@jon_d_doe Makee I run go plaster 😅

I think it's time to do some justice on tik tok. I just posted this on that stupid app.

@koladeafolabi20 @Nairametrics The big tunji andrews. You didn't see Sir @ugodre ?

It used to feel weird being a teenager in Nigeria who's genuinely enthusiastic about the capital markets and macroeconomics. Most times, I’m the outlier. But today at the @Nairametrics Moneywise event, that "weirdness" vanished. For the first time, I wasn’t the odd one out—I was surrounded by my people. Today, I had the opportunity to see and talk with the ghosts behind the machine at the Nairametrics Moneywise event. It was an elating event in which representatives of Nigerian banks, Fintechs, regulators, and government agencies discussed wealth, savings, investments, and endowments. All the sessions were refreshing: various stakeholders reassured attendees in the capital market, newbies were given direction, and investors voiced their concerns to regulators. However, the sessions I especially liked were: 1. Creating generational wealth. It's observed that most wealthy Africans fail in this regard due to inadequate structures. Hence, through trust funds and wills under legal oversight, the individuals shared key insights into the above. 2. Micro pensions: traditionally, pensions have been reserved for 9-5s, those in the formal sector. However, nearly 80% of workers in Nigeria are in the informal sector. Hence, micro pensions aim to include these. It was lovely seeing the amazing work fintechs like @AwabahNigeria are undertaking to bring the pension industry to the common market seller! I also networked with some amazing individuals, including @he_is_PC, an e-commerce guru, Olamilekan, and Mr. Tope, an investment banking professional. A stellar highlight was talking with the CEO of Awabah, Mr. Tunji, and Nairametrics CEO/Founder, @ugodre wherein I commended the great work the team is doing on its drinks and Mics podcast. I told them how I became a follower from 17 and used that information along with many others to curate my parents' portfolio. After giving stellar returns in a short while, my scepticism grew. However, the podcast expanded my knowledge of our capital markets and economy, giving me further conviction to build mine to 7 figures once I became legal. I highlighted that GenZs have greatly benefited, not just boomers/Gen X, and the team has done an excellent job. And oh, lest I forget, I got lucky for the first time in my life. I won a raffle draw and carted away with a microwave oven!! Thank you @Nairametrics. Till next year

@TosinOlugbenga God, through my Pastor.

Who gave you your first breakthrough in life?

@NexaScaleHQ @thennweremizu Woman of timber and caliber if that flys. Woman I Stan. 🙌

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@Echecrates Gemini is the best being that Google has the highest monopoly off data access.

What do you guys think has the best deep research capability? Gemini, Claude or Chat GPT?

@abbie_codes You can do this Abbie 🙌

In 2024, I started #100DaysofCode challenge but i didn't finish. Life happened. I stopped. Today, I'm starting again. Not to impress anyone. Not to prove anything. But to build discipline and become better at Python #100DaysOfCode #BuildInPublic #Python #WomenInTech

@unclebigbay143 @ossynoya Call it a mistake, but you do know that based on UAE's interest in stability they can't align with Iran. One would have said, they sit dusk, but that will be forgetting they don't wield the power to defend themselves. They needed an ally and US was and is still the best option.

@ossynoya smart thinking! the biggest mistkae UAE made is allowing a US base on their soil, which is also closer to Iran

It does make sense why Iran is attacking Dubai more than anywhere else right now. It’s all about “war stomach”. Israel is built for war and they can’t hit American soil directly. So what do you do? You attack American’s biggest partner in the Middle East and destroy their treasured infrastructure. If Dubai caves and calls trump to stop, Ermm. Think about the billions they’ve “promised” to invest in US in the next 5 years, that’s leverage to them too. So how much stomach does Dubai have to see their infrastructure be destroyed ? Do they hold on tight and wait for a proper response or chicken out now.

@TosinOlugbenga @instablog9ja As how now? Installing, una go dey oh 😂

Come @instablog9ja, Who’s ranting? I am a Senior Software Engineer and not a “techie” You better don’t attract curse on yourself 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Skolex5 As long as it is my sister. If I give am the N250k make I bend. 😂

I borrowed ₦250,000 from our lastborn two weeks ago. A week later, I sent her ₦350,000 unannounced. Days later she’s reminding for the ₦250,000 loan. Which financial asset gives you ₦100,000 profit on a ₦250,000 position in less than a week? That’s a 40% return. Women and money ehn .

@effxzzzyy And I notice that once you sub premium. The next time you come back to free, they deliberately over bomb you with ads. So much so that it pushes you back.

the difference between normal youtube and youtube premium is crazy. Jesus 😂

@dahboss_vibez Yakub is effortlessly funny, let's not lie. Even than Dezny. Dezny on the other hand is super creative and funny.

Who’s funnier between Yakub and Dezny?