Brian Keller

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Colin Jost, SNL: “Texas Senator John Cornyn has introduced legislation to rename a state highway to ‘Trump Interstate’ because for some reason, people associate Trump with traffic across state lines.”

@itsrosesm You apparently don’t realize that you’re clueless about the subject, right? None of this is correct.

YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE 8 MILLION PEOPLE LOSING MEDICAID, AND THE 3 MILLION "LOSING" SNAP BENEFITS ARE NOT ENTITILED TO THOSE BENEFITS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

@RepJackKimble As opposed to what we have now?!?! I’ll take my chances. You guys are overpaid dimwits.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

Steve Harness: “When is a reporter gonna snap back and say don’t you fucking talk to me that way? I’m a goddamned adult. I’m here working. You work for us, asshole. Go fuck yourself. Somebody, for the love of God, I will buy the Pulitzer for you if you will just tell this man how fucking dare you, do not talk to me that way”

@justdavenow89 I had no side effects from the 4 that I received.

Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day

@highbrow_nobrow Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Speaker Mike Johnson on House GOP: “If we lose the majority, it would be the end of the Trump presidency.” (2026)

@johnrich Nobody cares except you.

Am I the only one starting to see people wearing masks? Saw two yesterday...I will not play that stupid game again.

@nicksortor Easy. He has guys like you gargling his balls all the time. He really should be tired from having to fuck an entire country.

🚨 AIR FORCE ONE has touched down at Joint Base Andrews near DC with President Trump on board Total travel time today: 16 HOURS. And President Trump won't take days off, as usual. Not sure how he does it!

WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken. Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines. So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it. Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.

@SenJohnKennedy You are a moron and a lying sack of 💩!

You don't have to be a senior at Cal Tech to figure out why inflation rose to 9% under President Biden. He spent billions of dollars and threw money around like it was confetti. This gutted the middle class like a fish.

@GuntherEagleman Dipshit.

🚨 President Trump posted this last night! 2020 was stolen! We had an illegitimate President for 4 years.

@BryanTweed16 1 Mike Kim 2 Bryson

🚨🚨🚨#GOLFCHAT QUESTION #4🚨🚨🚨 A two parter: 1) What “dark horse” golfer will have a surprisingly great week? 2) Which Top-10 golfer is most likely to miss the cut? #GolfChat

Who is with me? ✋

@BryanTweed16 Pinehurst #2.

🚨🚨🚨#GOLFCHAT QUESTION #1🚨🚨🚨 This week’s PGA Championship is at Aronimink, one of Donald Ross’ most famous and prestigious designs. What is your favorite Donald Ross design that you’ve ever played? #GolfChat

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

@DonaldJTrumpJr If anyone knows about fraud, it’s gotta be you, Junior!

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is EXACTLY what I voted for. LFG!!!

As a reporter, I'm so disappointed by the men of the White House press corps. They let Trump constantly bully women reporters. In sports, we stood up 4 each other. I once got into a brawl w/ a U Miami ass't coach over the sexist way he treated a female writer. Grow a pair!

Heartbreaking testimony from Epstein's survivors, revealing in disturbing detail, the FAILURE of the trump Regime to protect them. But he bent over backwards to protect Epstein's clients AT ALL COSTS. Elon's algorithm will bury this, of course. I wonder why.🤔