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@StephenNolan V and C are very kind to you SN/ NS 😆 And I'm also delighted for your recently acquired healthy new figure, huge congratulations to you 👏 but, sorry, I have to say I miss your cute white TinTin quiff 😥

Police staff compensation claims over PSNI data breach - is £7,500 for those impacted justified? Podcast 📲 BBC Sounds 🔗 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

@SaraONeillArt 💚

I do believe this is Gregory Campbell clearly wearing a wee sign that says ‘Derry’. Because, ya know… he’s in Derry.

@Teedler @StephenNolan Yes, I agree, their hygiene standards leave a lot to be desired. It's more a dirty hole than a dirty onion.

@StephenNolan Went on a date with my wife to the dirty onion when I first met her. A boy threw up over a table and chair and the floor then went back to drinking. Thank god he wasn’t wearing workwear or he’d have been thrown out.

Banned from entry to the Dirty Onion bar in Belfast over workwear - should a man in work clothes be able to go for a Friday afternoon pint without dressing up?

@StephenNolan He's missing nothing. Go somewhere better lad to spend your hard-earned coin.

@StephenNolan @BBCSounds @csbuckler Does Big Audrey know you've nicked her specs?!

United Kingdom or United Ireland? New BBC podcast Borderland opens up big conversations on the future of Northern Ireland Paisley, Gildernew & Buckler continue the debate in the #NolanLIVE studio tonight, 10.55pm, BBC One Listen to the podcast now on 🎧 @BBCSounds @csbuckler

@DarranMarshall @KemiBadenoch @BBCJayneMcC This deserves to be shouted from the rooftops. Thanks for sharing Darran

"The last time I checked, Northern Ireland did vote to leave." Conservative leader @KemiBadenoch has mistakenly said Northern Ireland "voted to leave" the European Union. #Brexit 🚨NI voted by 56% to 44% in favour of remaining in the EU. @BBCJayneMcC bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@CrazyVibes_1 AMAZING. They are so lucky ❣️

"My parents have been married for 75 years but few have noticed. Most of their friends have died. I contacted 6 local news stations and the Union Tribune newspaper giving details so they could do a story on their lives. Not one response from anyone. I think living into your 90's and staying married 75 years is quite an accomplishment. If you agree, please like and share my post. I want to show them people do care." Credit Eileen Atkinson

@realDonaldTrump Gawan and ROAR Rory ❣️

Yes, I’m watching. Congratulations!

@BBCJayneMcC You did well to keep your hands in your pockets Ms McCormack ❣️

Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has mistakenly said Northern Ireland "voted to leave" the European Union as she defended her party's record on Brexit. bbc.com/news/articles/…

@bbctheview @BBCJayneMcC You wrapped her up gloriously Jayne ❣️

"The last time I checked, Northern Ireland did vote to leave." Kemi Badenoch has mistakenly said Northern Ireland "voted to leave" the EU as she defended her party's record on Brexit. More from her interview with @BBCJayneMcC on @bbctheview tonight bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BBCMarkSimpson @BBCJayneMcC Thank-you Mark for sharing, and Jayne McCormack, you genius! What a sublimely entertaining wrap-up of Kemi Badenoch, the "New Conservative Party Leadership" in her own words 😆

Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has mistakenly said NI "voted to leave" in the Brexit referendum. Interview with @BBCJayneMcC 🎙️

@JeremyClarkson Dear, oh dear, Jeremy; your education was obviously lacking in teaching you the difference in being paid wages and being paid a salary.

We paid for Angela Rayner’s education. We paid her wages when she worked for the local council. We paid her wages when she became an MP. We even paid the settlement that enabled her to buy a house. Tax payers have funded every aspect of her entire life.

@SaulStaniforth 🤮

Asked if she's got a flag on display in her home, the Home Secretary says she has Union Jack bunting, St Georges flags, St Georges bunting, and Union Jack flags and tablecloths.

@AllisonMorris1 @johnmfitzp 😂😂😂

@johnmfitzp I realised after that I don’t have the cupboard space to be Protestant

Yeah, yeah let me know when you’ve painted the kerb stones outside your house and I’ll be impressed

@herotimeszero Integrity

What do they have that Trump never, ever will?

@ML3democrats 💙

🔵 Obama 52% 🔴 Trump 41% MAGA won't be happy. Drop a 💙 if you SUPPORT President Obama.

@mcnulty_tommy @LloydLoyalist 😂

Cricket was invented in 1704 in by Sean ‘stumpy’ Flannery who famously used his previously severed digits balanced on sticks as what would later become ‘bails’ in the modern game. Originally the game was played naked with hurley sticks at dusk only but the queen later intervened and changed it all.

Orange order getting lots off stick today but let me ask you this - would YOU let cathalic children play cricket in YOURE town? Didnt think so!

@BelTel Send the bill for stolen property to the anti-environmentalist pyromaniacs. Scum floats to the surface. They shouldn't be too difficult to find.

Thousands of costly blue pallets set to go up smoke despite pleas belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-… belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-…

@ArtCandee 🤮

I missed this yesterday. Donald Trump posted an AI video of himself playing the piano, guitar, and drums to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." This guy is so cringe. 😬

@rugbyjaffa @RisteardCooper @IrishTimes 😂

A wonderful example of sibilance. @RisteardCooper once called me "The sibilitic Ulsterman" in his @IrishTimes column when referring to my commentary. I thought it was an STD 🤣 I was more relaxed after a quick Google.