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Your kid's school is literally collapsing and the Tories want you to thank them for it.
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When you tell a toddler they can’t have ice-cream for breakfast.
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If Trump gets arrested and Boris gets found to have misled parliament in the same day we should all get the day off tomorrow.
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How beautiful would it be if we said to people we loved: “I’m not feeling like my best self today, can you remind me of who I am?” And that person said a few reasons why they appreciate you, for you. Appreciation and connection heal us.
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23: has too much to drink, falls asleep
33: has too much to drink, chugs a glass of water, takes two Advil, does full skincare routine, falls asleep
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A look back on the weird year that 2022’s been from start to finish: (a thread)
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In a tournament costing a quarter of a trillion, designed to rehabilitate a dictatorship, with every move PR-optimised & choreographed, the fact that one enduring image of the whole thing will be a goalkeeper pretending a golden glove statue is his willy will never not be funny.
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@CCriadoPerez Spanish teacher here despairing at the default male on this verb conjugation chart from Pinterest
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Amazing line from guy on the BBC talking about the Tories, post-Boris: "The ringmaster has left the circus, and now the lions are eating the clowns."
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This man’s daughter will rule the world one day.
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fondly remembering lockdown when they at least let us go to big tesco for something to do
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My friends on Friday night after Joe Lycett 🍻🍸🥂🍷
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My friends after I’ve been to spoons xx
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God save @PennyRed, who stood in The Queue for 14 hours and then wrote the best thing you’ll read about it gq-magazine.co.uk/politics/artic…
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Regardless of your opinion on the queen, this whole thing has shown the true extent of how backwards we are as a country. Thousands of homeless people needing shelter but Sally from Norwich gets to spend the night on a train cos she had to go and cry next to a box for a bit.
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London rail companies allow mourners who miss the last train to sleep overnight in spare trains 🚉 [THREAD] 🧵
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“The king”, okay who is that. I’m not going to be calling him anything other than Prince Charles, I’m sorry. It’s been seven years and I still call it 4od
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Get me out of this country for fuck sake 😵🔫
Caitlin Moran@caitlinmoran
The BBC's live coverage of people filing past the Queen's coffin is Peak Britain, I think. A queue estimated to reach 10 miles, covered like it's the Olympics. It's very orderly.
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