Kenneth Schroader

By far one of my favorite poems.

I should’ve called CPS on my parents for raising me to be a Mizzou fan

these gpa-looking gas prices need to go! $3.89 is summa cum laude gas. i need some academic probation gas ⛽️

proud of myself for drinking one single cup of water. this is how low my standards have become

Crack of dawn 🤝 Cracking a Dr Pepper

Not me laying in bed eating Texas Road House Rolls😅

I don’t think anything infuriates me more than the music while I’m stuck on hold…like please just sit me sit in silence😩I’m tired of the same 15 second clip of music being played over and over for 35 minutes 😭😭😭

It’s one of those lay in bed and eat a 30 count nugget from Chick-fil-A type of nights😅

A mile for each of the fallen🇺🇸🇺🇸

Bug spray??? Nah it’s mosquito ✨seasoning✨cause ever since I sprayed that stuff on me I swear they’ve been more attracted to me😭😭😅

Why is it the one time I actually needa go to sleep early I’m wide awake. But then every other day it hits 9:00pm and I’m passed out😅

Gas prices these days got me like😅

⚠️ Trigger warning ⚠️ This is what happens when you don’t tap the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”

Only 40 more Days😅

All I can say is, this 4 day pass of having my phone has spoiled me. It’s gonna be a long 12 weeks😪#11c

Dang, this be hitting extra hard

All I’m sayin is don’t complain to me about what you have if you’re not willing to put in the work for what ya want🤷🏽‍♂️

If I could major in Star Wars I would

@DackSanborn @hilldustind I hate you😂😂

Literally threw my phone across the room😂

LIGHT JESSE GOLD! #Mizzou downs the defending champions! #MIZ x #NewZou 🐯🏈