Larry Fisherman

Currently constructing my pantheon of tweets from the last decade. Feel free to add/link your favs as well. (no particular order)

@Yayanguy2 @MLB @whitesox

@MLB @whitesox Awww Sox won their World Series. 😂

THIS GAME!! THE @WHITESOX WALK IT OFF 🤯

We got a “f ck ku” chant in the last inning. They knew what to do. Brightside time.

No clue what’s going on at the club level tonight, but these dudes have been loud & into it all night. It’s been a fun atmosphere. #STLCards

@MissouriKid3 @MaggieLJohnson great opinion, thank you for your input Nebraskan for Mizzou

@MaggieLJohnson As a Mizzou fan, this makes me ill. Its embarrassing to watch and listen to.

Those SFA kids must’ve been real confused when the chants broke out. 😂

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

@LauraLoomer @AnaKasparian i haven’t been keeping up, do you still review dog food on stream or is it just all schizophrenic content now?

Last night, I exposed how @AnaKasparian spread a lie that I fabricated George Farmer’s arrest records. I showed her evidence and she has refused to retract, so now she will deal with a lawyer. She is clearly working with Klandace Owens. Now, instead of admitting she is wrong, she’s calling for me to be “institutionalized” against my own will because she hates Jewish people. Ana Kasperian wishes she was an SS officer so she could throw Jews inside camps against their own will. She really needs help. It’s crazy how her husband Christian Lopez is employed as a PE Teacher and baseball coach at The Buckley School, a private K-12 institution in Los Angeles that is mostly JEWISH. Something Ana doesn’t want people knowing, for obvious reasons.

Never deleting this app

@BauerOutage you are running out of time. hell is real. do you feel the fire

Mike Vrabel in cheating on your wife therapy:

at work doing some bullshit

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

Very clever, Admin. Didn’t think of this when we named him.

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

@_B___S fucking outstanding technique

He may be old, but he still loves to dig a hole on the beach

@JoeCJr29 bombers would be extremely funny, though quite tough to pull off

My top names for Oklahoma City’s UFL mascot: - Bison (State Animal) - Bombers (S/O Tinker) - Lightning (should be obvious) - Outlaws (Feels like 1984) - Yard Dawgz (Remember them?)

Strongly suggest not going with “the Oklahoma City Bombers”

@kcaustinellison @kevinwildes Titans dragon head meme

@kevinwildes Bills Chiefs Rams Bears Titans

rules: 1. you wager your life savings (or whatever - just trying to reduce fave team bias) 2. you get to pick 5 NFL teams 3. you have a five year window 4. if one team wins the SB - you 10X your money What teams are you choosing?

The Masters truly brings the best out of people

ME: I know you from somewhere JESUS: I get that a lot ME: No I’m sure JESUS: Just one of those faces ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this

@JFreshHockey outstanding