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@ThrillaRilla369 Exactly, and so…

Have you ever started to respond to a post and in the middle realize that you just don't care enough to finish responding…?

@LangmanVince Gary Player is an amazing man!

Gary Player and Bryson DeChambeau do a push-up contest in front of the White House today! Remember the freaks of nature the Biden Regime brought to the White House?

@SchmittNYC @nithyavraman You called it.

@nithyavraman You are completely full of shit

It’s not okay for anyone to be sleeping on the sidewalk in the world’s richest country. We can fix this. My promise: When I’m mayor, we’ll cut tents and encampments in half by the Olympics and bring everyone in tents and encampments indoors by the end of my first term.

@JebraFaushay She actually looks better than most of them for once.

Imagine having Jeff Bezos money and you show up to a fashion event in a dress that looks like a bordello madam meets the laces of a sneaker?

@KarluskaP He’s probably waiting for her on the spaceship.

Katy Perry where is Justin Trudeau?

@KarluskaP Nice walk.

It’s like the tin man had sex with a tree and this is their love child 🤣

@ick_real Affirmative.

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@Nursekatejohn Did you say “simple?”

Most of the chronic health issues Americans face would be cured if they follow these simple things: 1) walk at least 7,000 steps/day 2) lift heavy weights a few days a week 3) go to bed before 10pm 4) cook 90% of meals at home, from scratch 5) daily Bible reading

@_ayandamay Yep. We’re being punished for not drinking alcohol.

The concept of a mocktail being the same price as an alcoholic drink is one of the stupidest things to ever exist...

@atensnut Oink oink

Performative BULLSHIT!!!

@dogwoodblooms It is. Every NC home is required to have paneling. It is not a requirement in South Carolina.

North Carolina is full. Please check with South Carolina or Georgia. 💁🏼‍♀️

@SULLY10X What’s he waiting for?

Elton John is 79 years old. For over 25 years, he has followed a rigorous low sugar diet, but says he craves fried chicken.

@NancyMace How about everybody’s a rhino?

Number 1 issue facing South Carolina? Please share with me below.

@BraedenSorbo Good point.

Flying home today. My checked bag was 50.5lbs. They made me take stuff out so that it was under 50lbs. I boarded and sitting in the row opposite me is a woman who weighs about 300 lbs. Why do I have to watch my bags weight limit but someone spilling into the seat doesn’t?

@MarioNawfal I don’t even think he is fixable.

Bill Gates: "6% of global emissions are cows who burp and fart methane to an extreme degree. You can either fix the cows, or make beef without the cow." Can we just fix Bill instead?

@atensnut Just a crying shame.

It’s difficult to believe this is Magic Johnson’s son, EJ, but it is. EJ says when he dresses up, he’s cuter than any girl. 😱

@TVNewsNow @jimmyfailla Well said!

🔥 NEW: Fox’s Kennedy TORCHES Jimmy Kimmel: “Calls to cancel or fire him just embolden him because that’s all he’s got. He doesn’t have talent, he doesn’t have humor.” Kennedy adds to Jimmy Failla: “You have one writer on your show - and that’s you - and he has 80 writers, maybe 85, and this is sloppy garbage that they poop out night after night.” “He has horrible ratings, they don’t advertise on his show, and ABC is absolutely sick of him. “But every time President Trump calls for him to be fired they say, ‘well now we can’t, we live in L.A. where we have to show we are standing up to Trump with everything we live and breathe.” Therefore they keep this hack on the air,” adds @KennedyNation to @jimmyfailla.

@briannalyman2 You’re the one who’s bat shit crazy. You’re also bat shit ugly.

Hate makes you ugly

@lucyshow11 No. They made them to open, not close.

Did your mom or grandma ever use patterns like these to make you close when you were a kid?

@MargoinWNC It’s been going on for decades.

For years, Asheville, North Carolina, residents say a different reality has taken shape in the wake of Hurricane Helene: panhandling at intersections, public intoxication, encampments and an unsafe downtown. foxnews.com/us/charming-mo…