Sheriff Kermit

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Sheriff Kermit

Sheriff Kermit

@KermitSheriff

I like cheese on spaghetti

Your mum Katılım Temmuz 2021
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KHS
KHS@KHS_Comics·
Made it to Top 64! I’m playing again tomorrow! 💪
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@TheOnlyMonto It's ironic cause I don't see a single noteworthy competitive player saying the game is killer sided despite them being leaps and bounds better than 99.99% of the pub player base yet, some pub players are still so adamant that killer is the stronger role. Only solo que is weaker
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Monto
Monto@TheOnlyMonto·
"They don't listen to survivors" They've been listening to survivors for 90% of the games entire life span. Cuz you are what makes them MONEY. Yall are the whales
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@BakerMinaj @femmunculus So basically you've been chronically online for 5 years? Also "in incomparable"? Get off the socials and improve your grammar. You mean the game I've been playing with friends since early into it's lifetime? THAT is incompatible to the 5k tweets you've made, sybau and get a hobby
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The X-3 Grim Reaper
The X-3 Grim Reaper@MoxieBoosted·
I need this for a segment in an upcoming video. Send competitive pokemon memes. Most meme review videos have forced laughter for unfunny content. I'm gonna just be straight up. If I laugh even once I'll be satisfied.
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@hexhaeltih Damn :(, missed playing with you guys. Hope to see you guys return someday in the future bigger and better than before!
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@hexhaeltih Did Enoxis disband or smth? Haven't kept up with everything since I left
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@hexhaeltih If you haven't seen it already, Invincible and Reacher are worth it
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@DrPapaphilips Honestly deserved, way too many of the big smash names get away with doing disgusting shit
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CHIPFAT
CHIPFAT@CHIPFAT_·
Is there anyone that’s never been on sidemen among us you’d love to see?
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@BOT_Olly A dbd player who knows what cumulative probability is? Never thought I'd see the day
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Olly
Olly@BOT_Olly·
The maths -> 4% base unhook chance + 4% slippery meat chance + 12% salty lips (3% luck x 4) + 36% up the ante (9% luck x 4). So 56% chance to kobe each time you attempt. You get 6 tries, which in total gives you a 99.27% chance to get off OR a 0.73% chance to fail.
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Olly
Olly@BOT_Olly·
Okay so this perk/offering combo in a 4man completely breaks DbD and I never knew LOL. If all 4 of you run this you all have a 99.27% chance of unhooking yourself.
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christi
christi@curedream9·
@KermitSheriff NOT THIS DAMN PIC 😭😭 i mean there’s a sticker where he holds a knife 💀
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christi
christi@curedream9·
i have to bring my laptop (which has kirby stickers on the back) to my internship 🫠
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Sheriff Kermit@KermitSheriff·
@curedream9 Because they're concerned about ending up on a government watchlist
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christi
christi@curedream9·
why isnt there a single prison break essay on yt 🙁🙁🙁
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