Kevin

Just logged into my sober app and just found out I’m 6.5 years alcohol free! I’d never have thought I could get to this point as I struggled with 6 hours at the start 😂 it does get better the more you work on your sobriety #RecoveryPosse

@Herointohero Well done sir 👍💜

Today I am 22 years off heroin.❤️‍🩹

I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on

@Lauren_83_ He’s ace!! Love him so much 😂

@Lauren_83_ Aw she is the cutest 😍

@ShepsVodkaParty Aw congratulations! Welcome to the world of sleepless nights 😂 what a beautiful picture

@Shellfromzero You definitely don’t need to explain yourself to these arseholes! It’s just people being awful for awful sake 🤬

@Lauren_83_ @Shellfromzero As a Scotsman in Yorkshire I do occasionally use “t’other” 😂 I also more than frequently use “now then” as a greeting 😂

@Shellfromzero Yeah course I do! Just don’t want to make you uncomfortable that’s all

@Shellfromzero Hope you don’t mind? You just appeared on my timeline

@Shellfromzero Oh man! Good luck you. This is definitely the sort of wind up that my family do too! And when there’s consequences you never know when. Good luck lovely 🙈

@CopMoustache Aw MC thinking of you and your family sir. Best wishes 💜

Good morning my twitter cronies A week of mixed emotions, became a grandad for the first time 2 days ago and today I shall carry my dads coffin Thanks for all the lovely messages over the last few weeks but for obvious reasons I shall likely be absent from here today 🥹

@CopMoustache Aw congrats grandad 🙊🥰 and congratulations to mum, baby and the family 🥰

So, this evening I became a grandfather for the first time Mum and baby are doing well At the request of my daughter I won’t be posting any photos/ details which I fully respect Happy MC 😊😊

@Pops__o Aw Pops sorry to hear this. I hope you’re managing to be kind to yourself at this time 🥰

Today would have been my dad’s birthday. First one without him here. I’ve had odd dreams about him that haven’t been comforting, so I’ve done my usual - be silly and make light of it. We all cope in our own ways with grief I suppose.

@SnookerLoopyOwl You’ve certainly not done anything to affect me and I would certainly say you’re not pathetic! I’ve enjoyed your tweets, just sad it’s coming to end for now (no snooker) 😂 if you ever need to chat my DMs are open, do get in touch. Continue being you I would say 🥰

@TheReturnOfLCF @Apple Well mine authenticated with my debit card last night

Yo @Apple what's with demanding photo ID in the UK following the recent iPhone update? This is NOT a requirement for operating systems under the Online Safety Act 2023. What the FUCK do you think you're doing? Eat actual shit.

@tatiana_referee I feel a bit lost if I’m honest and I’ve been nowhere as involved as you and the team!! It’s been the best World Tournament I’ve seen for a long time. Enjoy the day job whatever that may be Tatiana & thanks to everyone who made the past 17 days possible!

8am Tuesday after bank holiday Monday and I am on my way to the office. Anything happened yesterday? 🤔😁 #backtoreallity

@cruciblecrush @crucibletheatre @WeAreWST Honestly I said the same and some people thought I was nuts. It’s been the best one I can remember for such a long time. Loads of excitement, loads of “it can’t go that way surely!” I have loved it!

As we approach the final session of the final, I must say this has been one of the very best championships for me There's been so much excitement & edge of the seat snooker Let the best man win 🏆 Long may it continue at our beloved @crucibletheatre @WeAreWST #147sf #Snooker

@longformsnooker @NUFC140420 😂😂

@KevR1234 @NUFC140420 Haha, I backtracked soon afterwards, check the replies. Didnt want to cause offence to the tablet massive!

Also who the fuck has an alarm set for 9pm!!!!

@longformsnooker @NUFC140420 The sad thing is you’re right! 😂😂

@lounginginla It’s had to happen it’s been so bad this tournament. About time action was taken

So sad they are ejecting people at the crucible for phones going off. What if that person thought they had it on silent , pressed a button by mistake ? I could hear a Karen saying 'out out out' #snooker