Keyford
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Keyford
@Keyford96
He/Any Follow me on twitch at https://t.co/7LkJFH5TeW, International spyro gran prix runner
Katılım Mayıs 2020
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I got ratio'ed so hard it's over for me, Tundra Shark? More like Tundra CANCELLED
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this is a fake interview skit, Pauline should know this was fake, she was never interviewed and thats not a real journalist? her dementia is out of control now #auspol
Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺@PaulineHansonOz
Flashback to the 90's when I was first elected to the House of Representatives. #PaulineHanson #OneNation #ABC #Interview
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top comment is my new pfp
(as long as it doesn't break TOS)
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@bumblebeemsss @FourSeasons I swear I remember these having a cardboard sleeve reiterating that it's the tube not the lube that glows
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hey @FourSeasons fuck you guys i bought this thinking it was glow in the dark lube and its the fucking TUBE that glows. INFINITELY less cool. fuck you
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I'll say it again, the only sure-fire way of stopping drivers from deliberately ignoring signs is huge bollards, or something that might scratch their precious vehicle
Cycleway, my arse! @issaddlethereis.bsky.social@IsSaddleThereIs
The locals are so fed up with drivers using this once quiet street as a rat run, that they've taken to putting obstacles in the way! This can't be safe can it? Please resolve this issue @IbrahimAli1_ @HaringeyGreens @haringeycouncil @ContactHaringey @MPSHackney @MPSHaringey
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@horriblelizard Just like Russel Brand and Gilbert Gottfried, he has an annoying as fuck voice and managed to get famous, atleast Gilbert was actually talented
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literally none of his bits were about "being working class" or whatever the fuck. he was a whiny annoying cunt with a uniquely annoying cadence so australian media propped him up as A Comedian because all the real comedians were busy filing newstart paperwork
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this whole "dave hughes was a leftie" bit is like that news segment about that blind hiker where the reporter was like "but get this, he's GAY"
he wasn't on the left, he wasn't working class, he just looked and sounded like shit
Herald Sun@theheraldsun
STEVE PRICE: Dave Hughes operates in the woke and green world of stand-up comedy, but now he’s under attack for vocalising opinions about the worst state and federal Labor governments in our nation’s history — and he needs defending > bit.ly/3RxMEim
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@pator_x @gaseouslasagna I'm wondering why the hell it's Runescape 3
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@gaseouslasagna Ok but why is the Runescape logo there, I feel like I'm missing something
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listen, this kinda girl gotta be miserable to be around, but a bolt coverup being “yass” is so funny to me
🫀pulver@pulverdoom
that one girl who loves to tell everybody that she used to be a nazi
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@Nan_dre_ @InGameMenu That's fair, I litterly only know you from the dougdoug AI cooking challenge + the point crow funeral
When I saw you on those I wanted to find your YT and watch more
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@InGameMenu @Keyford96 maybe for short form, but long form I'd much rather hire someone who knows my content and watches me. If you dont understand the humor of the creator or the content itself I don;t think it translates well to longform
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Seen a lot of people on the timeline questioning the Mr. 10,000 streamers earning as impossible.
They aren't because it's me lmao
Open to any questions people have about my earnings.
My earnings are down quite a bit from before Twitch's apocalypse too
Zach Bussey 🇨🇦@zachbussey
Ludwig's Stop Clipfarming, Start Making Money class: Introduces three streamers and their monthly earnings... Mr. 95: ~$1.1M/month Ms. 1000: ~$10,000/month Mr. 10,000: ~$3700/month
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@bloomstodeath @APD_Frosty But why can't those audio feeds just be the ones that are transcribed by speech to text software? Can also automatically name each person based on which mic it is
Then you can keep a transcription and corresponding isolated audio for reference? /Gen
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@APD_Frosty the noise cancelling feature of a stenomask is crucial so you don't disturb a court proceeding etc when you're talking into it
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as a court reporting student the amount of people who seemingly aren't aware of this piece of technology's primary use case in stenography (steno) is pissing me off. did no one think to look up what steno means.
Charles Maddock@charles_maddock
voice-to-text has gone too far
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@hamhammer27 I don't understand the maths there, wouldn't going 10% faster mean saving saving 6 minutes over the course of an hour? So 6 mins over 110km and a bit less than that over 100km?
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@yeetintolerance Legit I think the aboriginal flag is a million times better than the regular one, I'd love to adopt it as the main flag but I realised that's more colonisation and is bad
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I saw a reddit thing saying that this is perfect because Aboriginal people don't want that flag on the national one but the government would do it anyway and then claim it was the right decision.
Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴@Jayfuz
Today I learnt: For the Sci-Fi Horror film 'Event Horizon' Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replacedwith the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047.
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@M64bros1 I’m assuming it’s something with shadman making art of her sona & her family & certain “fans” shared links to her to respond or something so probably just had enough of both (don’t blame her or alpha since they’re roommates & all)
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@roxy_wodka @mentallyworld It's not self censorship, it's not being fucked to say the full line
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@mentallyworld ceebs?
fuck that self censorship right off.
it's "can't be fucked"
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I had to explain this to an American friend who said “oh, I just say I don’t want to” like that is even remotely the same thing
✨Angel Naomi ✨🪽@AngelNaomiYay
JUST LEARNED ITS AN AUSSIE PHRASE TO SAY: “I can’t be bothered” / “can’t be stuffed” / “ceebs” Are other countries always bothered or something 😭😭 idekam
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@MelbOnTransit Oh I misread, I thought it was different sides of the street, not station
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@Keyford96 The Oakleigh-bound stop is shared with the 900 on Sir John Monash Dr.
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The 624 bus gamble. One side of Caulfield station gets half the weekday buses the other side gets. Learn why in the next post below. #springst
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Me helplessly watching everyone hate something I love because a video essay dropped explaining why it's bad
✨🚀Out of Context Pixar 🌵✨@OutOfCntx_Luxo
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@DrewPavlou Casually referring to Americans as septic tanks isn’t doing you guys any favors.
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This is just cope. Leftist Australians who claim to hate America import all their ideas wholesale from the American left and worship figures like Bernie and Zohran.
Even Australian Trotskyists who basically regard America as the Great Satan completely worship at the feet of retarded American commies like Luigi Mangione.
At the end of the day, we’re stuck together.
memes to save@MemesToSave
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@but_cyclists I think a lot of cars have dashes that light up at all times, so people don't notice as easily. My dash is dark ify lights are off so it would be very noticeable
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Fucking hell. Night time and thick fog.
Saw a car a long way behind me flashing their high beams constantly and couldn't figure out why. Took a few seconds to realise there was a car between us driving with no lights on whatsoever. Almost invisible.
HOW? 🤯
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