Sean Notkilpatrick

@MattLaslo @CBSNews @JenniferJJacobs The million dollar question for all obscenely rich folks that get DUI’s…

@CBSNews @JenniferJJacobs Why doesn’t Tiger Woods have a driver already?

Tiger Woods charged with DUI after car crash in Florida x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@DanCleary79 Spicy

Definitely earned this one tonight. I’ve always wanted to tattoo my whole head and tonight I started. This one should be finished in a couple weeks. Hoo Hoo 🦉

@JJWatt Milwaukees finest sushi?

An incomparable evening of dining. 3 Michelin stars might not be enough…

@theliamnissan @gregkellyusa I love one of his reference photos is literally a tattoo artist

@gregkellyusa You're so stupid it hurts

What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly

@PastorAlexLove Big if true

I met a young lady today at my house who told me she used to be a successful quantum physicist. One day, when at a party she took a marijuana, her life fell apart afterwards and she had to become a NAKED HOUSE CLEANER to make ends meet Please DO NOT EVER take a marijuana 🙏

@burningrob @ChrisUKSharp If it’s not 4 hours long it’s not a @UAPGERB podcast. All jokes aside this is epic and I can’t wait

Huge

@leahprime Fucking rad. Jealous.

@Keyholes999 so good. i’m seeing them on 4/20 lol

developing a kind of weird crush on my Ghost in the Shell personae; this is like some PKD-tier myth of narcissus

@leahprime Excellent band

i bought these absurd sparkly alien earrings at a dispensary; mostly i just wanted an excuse to wear them that they could match with my WEEDEATER hummingbird robotussin shirt is just extra sauce

@EvanSowards Rpe is a great way to program. I don’t have any hardware like that but I have to stay vigilant about recording sets to make sure I’m working hard enough. Feelings don’t always equal what I see with bar speed etc.

@Keyholes999 Yeah I believe the brand is called GymAware? I should pay more attention to it but I just lift until it yells at me lol

Saw some people saying I wouldn’t pass the physical lmao 🫡🫡🫡 4x9 242lbs

@MinuteofZombie @FettuccineSplit God I love twitter sometimes.

@FettuccineSplit Oh i probably shit 3x/d

40 means preemptive Tums

@MinuteofZombie Sure seems like socialism

Since when did Missouri become the patron state of welfare? I am very confused.

@AlgolAluvaia Big if true

Drummer just confirmed he believes he fucked an alien who was disguised as a cat lady dressed as Japanese Go Go dancer

@DanCleary79 Legendary

Can we take a moment and just reflect about how great Between Two Ferns was?

@BobMcGwier_N4HY I read somewhere that sfo has private contractors running security making them unaffected by fed shut down. Could be Twitter BS so I can’t provide source materials

The SFO terminals were empty. Walked and checking without a stop. TSA was fully operational and one MINUTE to clear security. Whew

@Ninergirl99 Can’t imagine what that was like as a parent. So happy for you both!

A year ago this weekend my daughter was at Stanford recovering from brain surgery. This year we’re living our best lives in LA for the weekend. Strongest girl I know 💕

@devgru1980mi @DocCoyle New neurosis Album out

@DocCoyle Yeah it is

New Poison The Well is incredible!

@EvanSowards SPOILER ALERT

Genuinely got so excited when I saw that lol

@MattLaslo That was a pretty sick burn, even if I disagree with the hair criticism.

🤣

@burningrob Jokes…enjoy the vacay.

@Keyholes999 this is pensacola beach, fl

gonna miss this in DC soon