J

@TaylorLewan77 That’s Dana lifting you to victory in the Tunnel of Chaos

Decent.

Incredible

@chrisfallica The art of the catcher frame is going to be missed

Not that the DR helped themselves much tonight, but between the Turang DP ball he never actually caught and this call to end the game...

@21metgala British award show?

@EddieBarstool What did I miss? I really wanted to like weapons and thought it was one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time.

Happy Oscars Sunday. Here are my 2025 rankings of every movie I saw in theaters (besides HG2)

@mikerainey82 McGriddle*

Zion Williamson just choked on his cereal watching this.

@ChrisKlemmer @BarstoolPAT Only person constantly doing content with the New York office. Respect

Tomorrow at 10 AM. The chat has the power. Who are you looking to vote off? Who do you want to win?

Bombing Iran to distract from the Donna Kelce home renovation

@gotrice2024 The camera placement and the fact that they keep saying the brand of water convinces me this is staged

A man and his wife went out to dinner with friends and left his teenage tin with his youngest son and friends over to hang out. He decided to order a big pizza for the kids to enjoy while hanging out and playing video games, he sat the pizza down right in front of a lit candle. The youngest child opened the lid of the pox and got some pizza not knowing the lid was being burned by the lit candle they had in the kitchen. The boy sat down on the couch to watch some tv and enjoy his dinner while the pizza box began to be enveloped in flame, he went back for another slice and noticed the fire and put it out with some bottled water. The boy immediately called his father and told him what happened, his older brother stuck up for him and told his father that it was his fault for putting it so close to the candle. Was this truly the dad’s fault for putting the pizza by the lit candle or not even putting it out when he left?

This generation would never understand..

@Arcfunmi I knew someone with a similar nickname in college

The Caulk whisperer

Kash Patel arriving to the Situation Room, after mishearing that he was part of "Operation Epic Furry"

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak. I was 8. Good times…

@CrossFitGames @ANG_Recruiting

It’s go time! The 2026 CrossFit Open, presented by @ANG_Recruiting, starts NOW and Workout 26.1 is LIVE.⁣ ⁣⁣ See you on the leaderboard!⁣⁣

@YFIHQ Wow this is hilarious! How has no other account thought of this yet?!

😂 ffs

@OhioTate Blutmen

No one has gotten it correct yet. Also I believe these were the first words this person uttered in the office today. Walked right upstairs to find Smokes.

Guess which Barstool employee just walked right up to @nickysmokess and said: “Smokes, what kind of pain killers did they give you?”

@MaxxChewning @drewfallon12 The world didn’t need more sour candy until you came along

@drewfallon12 I’ll say it…The world does not need more energy drinks

KIM KARDASHIAN JOINS ENERGY DRINK BRAND UPDATE AS CO FOUNDER Billionaire Kim Kardashian has joined forces with Daniel Solomons to bring the energy drink that doesn't make you crash into the mainstream. UPDATE was founded in 2022 by Solomons & The Hess Family, a billionaire oil family. The brand is launching nationwide at Walmart. The Kardashian effect is very real, as Kim's clothing brand SKIMS scaled from zero to nearly $1 billion in sales in just 5 or so years and was most recently valued at $5B. Recent capital markets activity in the energy drink space include: - Keurig Dr Pepper Inc.'s 2024 acquisition of GHOST valuing the brand at $1.6B (~3x sales) - CELSIUS 2025 acquisition of Alani Nutrition for $1.8B (3x sales) - Lucky Energy received an investment from Paine Schwartz Partners photo from update

“I’m not going for Montana, I’m going for Jordan.” Tom Brady was different. GOAT 🐐 #NEPats

@manly_mentor This one seems off

Vic Keller drops secret to scaling billion dollar company ‼️

@hydmasti No

2slimey just dropped one of the hardest verses ever for the 2026 UGS Cypher