In every 80s sitcom when the daughter's date would arrive and dad was all "Well I'd like to meet him first to make sure he's clean-cut and polite" he'd open the door and see this
@JackPosobiec GM POSO-Patrol! 🙏
Luminous Mysteries
Baptism in the Jordon
Wedding at Cana
Proclamation of The Kingdom of God
Transfiguration
Institution of the Holy Eucharist
Perspective: Rittenhouse walked. Anthony got 35 years. The cases differ—but America judges fear by tribe, not law. #Echobox=1781111216" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newsweek.com/karmelo-anthon…
The FDA is transforming how we monitor product safety. Beginning today, the new Adverse Event Monitoring System (AEMS) replaces a patchwork of costly databases with one unified, real-time platform.
This infrastructure overhaul will reduce costs by $120M over five years, while providing real-time public access to critical safety data. fda.gov/news-events/pr…
🚨 ALERT FOR ALL YOUNG KINGS 🚨
CUFFING SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.
This is NOT a drill.
Repeat: NOT. A. DRILL.
Temperatures are dropping, your hoodies are going missing, and random “wyd?” texts from girls who ghosted you in July are ON THE RISE
Studies (conducted by your group chat) show that during this season:
People become 87% more likely to say “I don’t usually catch feelings but…”
Netflix watchlists mysteriously shift from action movies to rom-coms
And DMs labeled “don’t open after 10PM” increase by 400%
Young Kings, PROTECT YOUR AURA.
If she suddenly wants to “hang out and just vibe,” stay sharp.
If she laughs extra hard at your jokes, stay vigilant.
If she says you smell nice… RUN.
This has been your seasonal reminder:
Do not get cuffed. Do not get cozy. Do not get caught lacking.
Spring will come. Stay strong. 👑🔥
@JackPosobiec As a born-again believer, the origins of the holiday are irrelevant. What matters to me is the fact that in 2025, Halloween is a high holy day of Satanists. Talk to one and find out what it means to them and how they celebrate. I, personally, want nothing to do with it.
NEW: Biological male AB Hernandez proudly stands in the first-place position on the podium after beating the female competition at the CIF Southern Sectionals.
Hernandez won the girls' triple jump with a 41' 4" jump, 4 feet more than Reese Hogan, who got 2nd place.
During an interview last week, Hernandez said he was going to win to give the "haters" something to talk about.
Congrats, Reese Hogan. In a normal world, you would have been crowned champion.
Wait, Christians don’t know that Allah is Jesus dad? I’m a Christian and I knew that. We have been manipulated into believing we serve different Gods to divide us. Jews, Muslims and Christians HAVE THE SAME FATHER. We disagree when it comes to Jesus, but all of us have THE SAME GOD. This should be common knowledge.