@EndWokeness Harry to Ron: Did you hear the news?
Snape: Did you say noose Mr. Potta?
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Shlumiel Shlumazel Nudnik
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Shlumiel Shlumazel Nudnik
@chochmalog
Sarcasm is the most important thing in the world.
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BREAKING: HBO Snape quits his job at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft to teach in Minnesota
He's now the 1st billionaire wizard
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@BeeGuyTravis Harry to Ron: Did you hear the news?
Snape: Did you just say noose Mr. Potta
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@cabot_phillips Mentally ill lawyer: I can't breath
Cop: Just identify as breathing
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The best part is when this "trans man" accidentally lets the veil drop and starts demanding a female officer when the male cops try to handcuff her.
Billboard Chris 🌎@BillboardChris
Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone.
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@Not_the_Bee But she identified as not driving and that's what counts
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Detroit Woman Tells Judge She Isn't Driving While Clearly Driving During Video Call
notthebee.com/article/woman-…
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@Betar_USA I've never listened to his music but now I won't listen even harder
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Singer John Legend supports a Free Palestine. Will you boycott his music after this?
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The LGBTQ+ Predators. Branding team did not think this through.
Nashville Predators@PredsNHL
#NewProfilePic 🏳️🌈
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@IlanBlock @soveryisraeli You shouldn't be making jokes about niddah, period.
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@countryregio Whatever you do don't use the n-spell on him. He could use it though.
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I don’t care that they made Snape black and neither should you. There was never any part of his character that had a white- relevant backstory. This changes nothing. Touch grass!
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Where do knights buy their armor?
The hard wear store
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Portly U.S. soldier in hijab suggests she would "refuse commands" if her orders went against Muslims. Here's more info about her.
notthebee.com/article/muslim…
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@DumbassPhotoshp Just don't use the n-spell on him
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Black Snape Backlash EXPLODES: Now HBO's Harry Potter Series Is Already DOA?
youtu.be/idXGnky_1Ac
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@ElmiraSeverus Race swap a character
Call everyone who doesn't like it racist
Rinse
Repeat
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To those accusing me of being racist for disagreeing with the new Severus Snape, that’s not true. I simply wanted them to stick to the character’s original description in the book. I’m not mocking Paapa Essiedu at all
IN FACT I actually love Michael B. Jordan 😝
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Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean - scientists blame partying tourists trib.al/kFRWSAr
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Snape's actor fell off his broom filming Quidditch episode in HBO’s Harry Potter show
Paapa Essiedu said: “Being in a room of silent staring people as you're hanging off a broom is not a good vibe”
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