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Thou wilt likewise know, that men draw upon themselves their own misfortunes voluntarily, and of their own free choice. Few know how to deliver themselves out of their misfortunes..... Such is the fate that blinds mankind, and takes away their senses. Pythagoras

@Thriving_luos Kwani Raila was her mate?

I have not had sex since Raila died-Rangwe mp Lilian Gogo

@LadyKatln Kwani ni meru

Lastborn wetu hajui sister yetu mkubwa ni mamake na mamangu ndo shosho yake😂

The same CJ Maraga who couldn't reform the judiciary made up fully of civil servants that he could fire in the evening? I would be more interested to find out who's behind his candidature.

@GeorgeSunga6 @KinyashCfc @wnyakera @Dr_AustinOmondi Ok then. Kenyans rejected Uhuru's project for Ruto because his regime was evil. Aren't you worried now the same people are saying afadhali Uhuru?

@KinyashCfc @wnyakera @Dr_AustinOmondi Re read my tweet and understand. Your comprehension is wanting. I didn’t refer to this tweet alone. I follow him so I know what am talking about

Those calling for a cut in the Road Maintenance Levy to lower fuel prices are missing the point. The problem is not the levy itself, but the fact that almost 50% of it has already been securitized. Under Uhuru, the RML was KES 18 per litre, generating KES 86B annually to maintain 21,826 km of paved roads at about KES 3.9M per km. This administration increased the levy to KES 25 per litre, pushing collections to KES 115B a year. But in February 2025, the government securitized KES 7 of that levy for the next 10 years. Then in November 2025, Cabinet approved securitizing an additional KES 5 without parliamentary approval, prompting MPs to call it a constitutional overreach. That means out of the KES 115B collected for road maintenance every year, KES 47B now goes to servicing debt, leaving only KES 68B to maintain 25,412 km of paved roads. That translates to KES 2.7M per km today, down sharply from KES 3.9M per km under Uhuru. Fellow Kenyans, the levy is unlikely to come down because it has already been pledged away for a decade. So as the potholes get bigger, you either work harder, or steal harder, and buy yourself a bigger car.

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

@BonayaHappi @husskhalid @VOCALAfrica_ @WMutunga @citizentvkenya @NTVnewsroom @NationFmKE @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @KTNNewsKE @Eastleighvoice @thekenyatimes That's why people run....from cruelty. Again when you see an antelope run, follow it with speed or spend the time in detention explaining you're not an antelope

@husskhalid @VOCALAfrica_ @WMutunga @citizentvkenya @NTVnewsroom @NationFmKE @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @KTNNewsKE @Eastleighvoice @thekenyatimes Speaking out on police brutality in Marsabit is where human rights defenders and activists are drawing the line.

George Njuguna Kamau, 32, was shot and killed yesterday around 11am as he was coming from a construction site. George was a construction worker and according to his family, he was shot from the back. His body is lying at Kiambu referral hospital morgue. He leaves behind a wife and two children. @VOCALAfrica_ is in touch with the family and is following up to find justice.

@WillieOeba Halafu tukabebwa ufala vile blogger fulani ni wizard amehack ICC 😣

Nimesoma comments & everyone says huyo jamaa leaked list ya ICC witness I have always wondered, who leaked the prime witness list All of them were offed

@K24Tv It's time Kenyatta’s start dealing with these charlatans individually.

SG UDA, Sarai Hassan Omar: Kina Kenyatta wako na mashamba Kwale, Taita Taveta na Mombasa na babako alikua mzee alipataje hayo mashamba yote? #K24Updates

Did you agree?

@WehliyeMohamed @AdanMohamedCS The best question to figure out is why he's pushed to the position against the statutes...

The first thing @AdanMohamedCS should work on as CG KRA is to review the tax exemptions. Ksh 510B in tax exemptions looks crazy. From VAT exemptions & zero rating to corporate tax incentives to import duty exemptions to personal tax exemptions etc. Hapa ndio kuna ukora sana!

@Broadbasedgal Does he know he can get dropped at the request of Odingas? Should tread carefully and ignore notes from the infamous PA who looks like his twin

John Mbadi responds to Winnie Odinga He has told Winnie Odinga to first seek an elective seat before advising him Hii haina comeback

@WehliyeMohamed Driver amekula pesa ya mafuta...mwenye gari atalia chumvi

Actually, the realest elephant in the room is income tax is currently being collected from these formal employees. IT revenue would grow highly if self-employed were made to pay their share & no need to shrink incomes for low earners.

@NdindiNyoro Truth be told...if today you're still the chair budget committee you would be spewing economics to explain the situation and asking us to understand. Bure wote

FUEL PRICES: Proposal on the reduction of Fuel Prices. We have already written to Parliament with the intention to amend the VAT act and RMLF. Below are the proposed measures to ease prices. Reduce the importers and distributors margin by Ksh 4. Provision of an additional subsidy Ksh 5 Billion for diesel from the Fuel Stabilization Fund. With a monthly consumption of 202 Million liters – Ksh 24.75 per liter. Reduce VAT by 8% and make the products exempt. Reduce Ksh 7 Fuel levy that was added in 2024. The measures will reduce price of Super Petro to Ksh 187.38 and Diesel to Ksh 189.16. All these proposals are intermediary measures for short and near medium term. We are African and Africa is our Business..

@moneyacademyKE Yet kerosene price remains at shs 152 at the pump, well below the landing price. Wtf subsidy for?

Landed cost and taxes still take the biggest share of fuel prices in the latest review: Petrol — Sh118 (landed) + Sh74 (taxes) per litre Diesel — Sh167 (landed) + Sh68 (taxes) per litre Kerosene — Sh172 (landed) + Sh49 (taxes) per litre

@joywaw @MissKwegah1 They admire him...don't need quid pro quo.

@MissKwegah1 Amewasaidia na nini, any successful Bill to improve their lives so far? Zero

This photo was taken this morning in Kieni, Nyeri. Ignore the Bukusu man, and study the faces of those children walking by his side. When did you last see rural kids reacting to a young politician in this manner, especially if the said politician is in a village 800km from "home"? Also, I suspect that girl in short sleeves will become a badass politician😁 #sisinisifuna

@moneyacademyKE But they had enough to buy government securities... 😂

Kenya's government now says it requires nearly Sh400 billion annually to sustain the affordable housing programme.

@aomenya Show me your.....

@Kenyans It's 25% added to the 55%...Kenya wajinga waliisha. Ata bei ya sukuma wiki haijawahi shuka

It is being reported that phones will become more expensive. The phones will be cheaper. Whoever is saying that this proposal is going to make phones expensive is completely missing the point - CS Mbadi