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@WARLENSTV @RoRoFli A month is too short. One reached out to me after 4 months.😂

@RoRoFli lol dude they don’t 😂😂i stop calling her a month ago up till date no one called

Girls once you stop running after them

@thedunkwu @free2he I still listened to it yesterday

@free2he Omo you see the song “risky” I heard it today again omo popcaan wan blow my head

Davido needs to go back to the producers, writers, mixing engineers, A&Rs and everyone he worked with from 2017–2019… and redo what they did in that era. they made jams mehnnn!! real music!!! timeline records!!

@TheTrendMaker_ @fwdaniels But moyo stopped talking to her after she confessed naw

@fwdaniels bro to bro: don't be like moyo

woman to woman conversation

@Official_Onyii @Val_Gadget Dash me two and I go teach you🌚

@Val_Gadget Jesus I know person wey ship about 10 of this kind A/C more than 12 years ago from America na now E dey rain I get 5 for house self but I don't know how to connect it

Who can install mini AC FOR ME 150,000 for the workmanship

@benedicta58119 @mowunmi_t @blacktsunade_ @lanrelndn Omo💀

@mowunmi_t @blacktsunade_ @lanrelndn Here

omo you guys no dey deep am o, there were tons of men in that video and none of them had sense, we are actually finished 😂😂

@AsaduChinaza @essevdm_ Your username is killing me😂💔

Which is why I don’t know if I can navigate future co-dependent lifestyles like having a nuclear family. My best days involve me coming back to an empty house.

@kwekuaboagye5 @gyamfi__01 Children petting lions😂

@gyamfi__01 AWAKE with some white people smiling and farming in an apple garden

Jehovah witness church will take pictures of this place and tell us it’s paradise, lol

@thegodkayode @OpeYeemiii Read well naw

@OpeYeemiii Since it’s good. Come back now!

Nigeria is the only country in this world I can afford to do zero account balance and not panic🤣🤣

@StreetPreaxher @grok @P0tter_CFC @the_Lawrenz You no sabi read ni😭

@grok @P0tter_CFC @the_Lawrenz @??

That popular influencer has links to Boko haram and ISIS? 😳😳😳

@dna88796 @Olasunk29882333 @mariolexxx I disagree 🌚

@Olasunk29882333 @mariolexxx Real 😂 the quickest way to cum is missionary

If you dey quick come , avoid Doggy Style Biko

@onbetwist_ @topetyez_ Guyyy 😂😭

@topetyez_ *wetin u dey find like you wan discover mungo park, discover mungo park*

I don’t think I hated any Nigerian song more than I ever hated this song, infact I still hate it till now. Should have never left the hard drive, infact should have never been recorded, what were they thinking ??!

@NurseLekan Wetin jungle boy do again?

Arojinle na very useless bastad,

@_phaarouq @MGGMU07 @realestos I been get 32gb that time.. e be like 1 terabyte for my eye😂

@MGGMU07 @realestos memory card usedto be a big deal, na who get 4gb card dey over enjoy 😂

2015 2016 swag too cheap mehnn 😂😂 na yahoo spoil things then,once you don run MTN 10mb data enter waptrick download low quality music on your memory card... na to plug your 300 naira earpiece dey enjoy dey go

@arulabee @rukky_nate Eeww

@rukky_nate I wouldn't accept such an offer too not because the intention isn't good but because a whole lot of time weight gain has more to do with emotional self neglect than physical. A partner in tune with you would have offered emotional support rather than a gym membership.

one time, a friend broke up with his girlfriend because she was getting too fat. he registered her at a gym with his own money, but she never went. he eventually broke up with her. eight months later, guess who he bumped into at the gym looking slim and fit? the same babe.

@TheMahleek @TimiOgundare A certified psycho😭💔

@TimiOgundare Ending your day with Labe orun and calling it a simple life is crazy

On Sunday like this in 2005. After church. 2pm - Nkan Be on Galaxy 3pm - Bayowa Special 6pm- This Life on AIT 7pm - Fuji House of Commotion 8pm - Who wants to be a Millionaire 8:30pm - Papa Ajasco 10pm- Labe Orun on Mitv. Such a simple life

@favour86732 @chidera_morgan That app is actually the worst 😂

@chidera_morgan Badoo app, isn't bad sha. At least no man has asked me if I'm into hk for now.

Why are things always different in Nigeria ?😂 That was how I downloaded Tinder one bored afternoon My aim was to meet new female friends and find love, very intentional I installed the app with full confidence and entered my gallery like I was selecting campaign posters just to get the best picture of myself. When I searched through girls' profiles I kept seeing “short term fun” on profiles. I didn't overthink it because I had good intentions, obviously I matched with one. Opened up a conversation with her with a smooth line. Her reply? “ST or overnight?” That was when I realized “short term fun” in Tinder means what it means literally My heart sank 😂 From a love/dating app to hook up app is crazy work

@f_ikechukwu @chidera_morgan Still figuring it out 😂😂

@chidera_morgan Make ona no come hype the app o, make pretence no go full there. Make e they as e they like that. "Short term fun or Still thinking about it" 😂😂

@eze_crib @Hibana122 I don follow you but i no fit Dm you.

@Hibana122 My story will change the game 👌

And till now the Lagos Nollywood has not made an action movie better than this even with better cameras.

@crotfs What game is this?

the fact that these two used fake mustaches as a disguise still cracks me up... just dumb as hell 😭

@UStwts__ @metroishim Werey😂

@metroishim “What shall it profit a man to walk under the sun distributing sweet, while his peer speaks Russian and thrives ?” - Gen. Murtala Muhammed, circa 1995

The First Lady is so pretty 😍