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What fucking timeline am I in

Lloyds has launched a new first-time buyer mortgage needing just a £5,000 deposit 🏡 Key details: - Up to 98% mortgage (borrow up to £295k) - Max property price: £300k - 5-year fixed rate at 5.89% - No product fees - Max borrowing: 4.5x salary - Available to employed + self-employed But there’s a catch: - No gifts (“Bank of Mum & Dad” banned) - No new builds - No shared ownership - Strict affordability + credit checks apply Example: £300k house = £5k deposit + £295k mortgage. On the example of a £300,000 home with a £5,000 deposit: Mortgage = £295,000 Rate = 5.89% fixed for 5 years Assuming a 40-year term (the max allowed) Estimated monthly repayment = ~£1,600/month. If the mortgage term was shorter: 35 years = ~£1,740/month 30 years = ~£1,920/month That’s before bills, insurance, council tax and maintenance costs. Lloyds says it’s aimed at renters who can afford monthly payments but can’t save huge deposits. Basically, the majority of Millennials and GenZ!

It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭

This country loves instability. Step down and replaced by who?

Even if this is fake, it does sound like something she'd do.

Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills and outstanding debts. Broke again within an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just amazing!

How can you ban international students from accessing student loans when they were NEVER ELIGIBLE for it in the first place? 😂

@TSB Do you know how many times you guys have issues at this point join Lloyds again if you can’t operate alone

@KingComfort_ Hi. We’re aware some customers may be experiencing issues accessing our digital services this morning. We’re investigating this and working hard to fix it. Apologies for any inconvenience caused. Lesley

@TSB I should have been kept with Lloyd’s when you split because everyday system update or I can access my account. Do you know how many times you’ve embarrassed me. Pls sort it out now

@TSB your app is down once again and I can’t access what I need to

Clapping for the NHS was one of the most condescending thing this country has ever done

If #Reform win next election, these are the prices Farage would charge for Medical Treatment: GP Visit - £129 A&E Visit - £1368 Ambulance - £1200 MRI Scan - £3000 Broken Bone - £10000 Childbirth - £15000 Cancer Treatment - £50000 Heart Bypass - £100000 Don’t vote Reform

Why do you think they hit him with the allegations and tried to kill him? The industry is a dark DARK place. He was becoming powerful

I’m actually a big fan of women revealing why they broke up with a man. There’s no need to maintain their image.

i saved 40k just by moving back home last year march 😭😭😭

God forbid you want to pay £7 for a leg of lamb instead of £26

bc dating the wrong guy will embarass you for the rest of your life......

Shonda Rhimes didn’t just break the glass ceiling — she built a whole new network for Black women to run prime time. In 2012, she gave us Kerry Washington as Olivia Pope in Scandal — the first Black female lead in a network drama in nearly 40 years. Then in 2014, she put Viola Davis front and center in How to Get Away with Murder as the brilliant, complicated, unapologetic Annalise Keating. Two Black women. Back-to-back. Thursday nights on ABC. Dominating the ratings and the culture.This wasn’t luck. This was intentional. Shonda created space where complex, powerful, flawed Black women didn’t just appear — they led.

Me too nigga you ain’t special.

Brexit was such a FOOLISH decision