Kim Louise

@hayleyscrayon Actual footage of me on the campaign trail

@TechnicallyRon @TalontedLex This is the worst bit of anyone visiting

@TalontedLex NOW I HAVE TO TIDY THE HOUSE THOUGH

@RoseStokes Haha no

Do any of you ~not~ have COVID?

@EmmaFinnerty I'm bookisykim on Insta

@iliketweet I couldn't find one in my handbag. Before I went to the pub last night I put the one from my nightstand in my handbag. Get to the pub, two lipbalms. 🙄

Why is it that I’ve bought 648 lip balms but can only ever find 2?

@apenny_for_them This is terrifying

Canny believe a had to phone the fire brigade yesterday to free ma mum’s heed from the glass shower door n the cat just took the piss whole time

@meandorla I've got one and already get called a cat lady. Live your best life

Having 4 cats is fine, right? 4 cats is a normal, healthy amount of cats to have, and does not make me a mad cat woman or Angela from The Office… 👀

@Fashionicide What a fur coat!

@Fashionicide At least she's saying hello

@bryanboy Yeah all the awesome people live here

I love london with much sometimes i regret giving up nyc for Stockholm but after living in Sweden for 4 years nyc looks like poverty central and Stockholm is like caucasian template but london is like the best i love london i wanna cry

Excellent snippet from Miriam Margolyes’ autobiography. The Warren is Beatty, of course

@bryanboy My friend once described me as 'tactically frugal'. I will bring my own lunch into work every day so I can afford to go on multiple holidays

Story of my life

@SayaraMayani @Asma_KhanLDN @Darjeelingldn Came to say the same. Bring me the Indian food

@Asma_KhanLDN @Darjeelingldn I can only conclude that eating @Darjeelingldn is the secret to looking youthful

@bryanboy Haha it's my annual salary in bag form

Choices

@lisariemers @ballantine70 @paul__armstrong @FlaviasTweets @jeremywired @zoescaman @JoselinMane @BigTentSocial @RemyHdz_ @_andrewlyons @wongmjane @MaloyBishop @paul_clarke @Coffee_Fueled @thompsonsimon @icicle_halo_ @lisariemersart My week @AngeloinLisbon @ChrisYoung16 @Oneeachmemine @kendrajbean @hayleyscrayon @scorpiojones

@AngeloinLisbon @AnimalBeingJerk I have! That cat is settled and there to stay. I love that everyone is just moving around it

@AnimalBeingJerk @Kinseys_speaks have you seen this?

@bryanboy HTSI is editorially completely different to the newspaper. But yeah, this is still harsh

Oh wow

@beau_roulette @bryanboy Agreed! I was looking at it thinking it doesn't look real at all

@bryanboy Is she a cardboard cut out and the other two were actually at the shoot ?? The light on her face is so different it’s a frightening photoshop fail !!!

British Fashion Critic Friend: The ladies look like they just walked out of a sample sale Me: from intermix

@Fashionicide I saw it in the one in Bath (I posted a mega post on the TK Maxx horrors Facebook group)