Kirk's Tow Guy

The Saco shows are so fun. If you’re a Minifan in the area on September 20th, it’s a must. I love that the guy who seems like he’d hate tailgating has created the greatest tailgate experience.

Imagine getting convicted of a DUI and you walk outside to streets full of people cheering you on

JUST IN: Dave Portnoy has a meltdown, tells Barstool's Kirk Minihane to "shut the f*ck up you bald f*ck" after Minihane criticized Portnoy's approach to "Jew jokes" Portnoy: "Shut up!... You work for me!" Minihane: "Sure. You bet. For now..." Portnoy: "For now? Quit! I'll save $500,000." Minihane: "Is this a show or not a show? We can't have a conversation?" Portnoy: "You're an idiot. You're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes whenever they want."

6) Ice Vending. A few notable benefits: - They print money in high-traffic areas - Minimal staff requirements (if any) - Predictable operation costs And all they do is dispense bagged ice. Lame, but lucrative.

This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen.