Gerald Kirwa

@georgediano He will go home

Irungu Kang’ata has called a press conference SPECIFICALLY to declare that he won't defend his seat on a UDA ticket. What does that mean... GROUND NI KUMOTO MANZE.🔥

@ntvkenya Ataenda nyumbani

Murang’a Governor Irungu Kang’ata announces he will not seek re-election in 2027 under the UDA Party

@AlionyaRoseline @Kipngeny1 Hapo dada

They are quick to remind us that we were on the streets in 2023, 2024 and 2025 but when we remind them that they gave this regime a whooping 4M votes wanajam na kufura kama Dragon. Bwana hii Broadbased tutaishikilia. What you saw in Samoei in 2022 allow us to also see it

@tii_bag 🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣

A lady knocked at my door yesterday. She seemed furious so I asked her what the problem is. She said, "My husband has been cheating on me with your wife. I've warned him several times to stop but he doesn't listen so I'm here to do the same thing with you. Let's revenge." She pushed me to the bed before I could explain myself.After a few rounds she was satisfied saying, "Paul that was so nice, you are such a beast. Now we have punished them." "I'm not Paul, my name is Tee and I don't even have a wife. Paul stays in 3rd floor house No. 3," I told her smiling. She clicked and banged the door behind her

@BernardKavuli Woman.

What truly holds more power than money?

@amerix Kabisaga, Barekeiwet village Nandi county Kenya

Men, Good Morning, It is a chilly Saturday morning here. Welcome to #MasculinitySaturday This is an ASSEMBLY • Of MEN • By MEN • For MEN As a tradition, mark the class register. Where are you following from? Country/City/Town/Village.

@ombachi13 So wrong

Skiza Ground!!

@HonAdenDuale Welcome Waziri to the biggest team

Congratulations to Manchester United on a solid 1–0 victory over Chelsea FC at Stamford Bridge. Matheus Cunha's match-winning strike secured three crucial points, significantly strengthening United's push for UEFA Champions League qualification. Onwards, The Reds!

@EstherPassaris Ongea sasa tusikie😂

Niongee ama ningoje?

@DonaldBKipkorir @KWSKenya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Have always said Ongata Rongai is an alien place! A brother who lives there confirms its oddity whilst crying for help in a matrimonial entanglement. Instead of @KWSKenya confirming a brother’s very plausible exculpatory explanation, KWS throws him under the bus & chooses to absolve the suspect monkey! Very unfair for KWS to choose a monkey over a brother in distress! My friend, Erastus Kanga, the KWS DG should resolve the matter & arrest the monkey!

@JBlasiok @DonaldBKipkorir @KWSKenya Bwana 😂😂😂😂😂

@DonaldBKipkorir @KWSKenya Cheating rule according to the book of law as drafted by David and Solomon: never admit liability even when caught with food in your mouth bro 🤣

@Kenyans Kwa chama ya UDA

Cleophas Malala’s son, Leon Major Malala, announces bid for MP seat

@kipmurkomen 😂😂😂😂😂

Quadruple my foot ! 😂😂😂

@DrBKhalwale What if he is the person who detected fraud.

CS Opiyo Wandayi's core responsibility is to develop, implement, review and enforce policies in the Ministry of Energy & Petroleum. He is the leader, reporting directly to the President. He knew or aught to have known the diversion of condemned fuel worth Sh 4billion, by those 3 thieves, into the Kenyan market If he knew he must be arrested immediately for criminal culpability. If he didn't know he must immediately take political responsibility and resign or be sacked for cross incompetence. If the President fails to sack him because of shenanigans of broad-based government, the National Assembly must then exercise its constitutional mandate and impeach him

@amerix Eldoret, Kaseret

Men, Good morning, Welcome once again to #MasculinitySaturday This is an assembly • Of MEN • By MEN • For MEN As our tradition, mark the register of attendance. Tell us where you are following from. Your town/city/county or village.

@2003sikuu Thank you and bye.

Men, ukikatia dem then akushow "i love you as a friend" utamjibu aje?

@ManCity @etihad Nairobi Kenya???

Where are you supporting us from tonight, Blues? 🩵 🤝 @etihad

@ManUtd Line up??

How are you feeling ahead of today's game, Reds? Let us know 👇

@MwangoCapital What of KPC IPO that were placed today between 3-4?

@K24Tv So what.

Pastor Charles Wachira of JCM USA resigns after Kiengei agrees to host Ruto. Read the whole story here: tinyurl.com/38f2zs6z