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@InvertTheWing Top 5 things that never happened

Anyway, just got off the phone with my Arsenal friend, and man, I really respect him. He told me that the title win wouldn't feel like a real title win, because he doesn't feel there was any consistency in the refereeing decisions. He says he wants a dominant, undisputed title. And one that feels ethically right. That people wouldn't question. Wish more people were like him.

@InvertTheWing What if the players wear ankle monitors which determines whether or not it’s a foul or not, I also think you should make the technical area into a prison cell so managers don’t get in the way

Last night, I made a decision. After I complete my A License, I will be putting my coaching era on pause. Instead, I will be shifting my attention to my new project. AI refereeing. You know I complain a lot about refereeing decisions. And I simply think it is ruining our game — and for me to enjoy the sport, this has to be fixed much before the tactical aspect. Human referees cannot continue. It is time to automate everything. There will obviously be a man on the middle of the pitch, but he has no input himself — it will be relayed to him via technology when to call a foul, a whistle, etc. And for further integrity, decisions will be displayed on the screen. To those who do not know, before my footballing qualifications, I have backgrounds in Mathematics and Computer Science. So trust me, I will be making this work over the next year.

@AFCMattxx @InvertTheWing And yet you have his notifications on and reply first to every tweet

@InvertTheWing You're just a bias c*nt no one likes you

This is the issue with Arsenal fans. Chelsea fans can admit Palmer hasn’t been good. Arsenal fans will pretend Saka is some elite, generational player. Palmer being in bad form doesn’t suddenly mean Saka is in good form. Palmer has been horrendous this season, yet only has 2GA less than Saka in the league in 7 less appearances. That is the gulf in standards, I guess.

Forest and Villa throwing a game to try and win the Europa. We binned off half a season mate there’s levels to this shit

If Romero had done that challenge, he would be made to stand in an itv studio with ant and dec absolutely raging at him, Piers Morgan would make him read the bible live on air and kier Starmer would have hired him to be ambassador to the USA

@Billie_T Most normal Tottenham thing that’s happened this season

???

@cr1999__ @Billie_T It’s only 3pm in the uk, what was the final score?

@Billie_T I’m watching the game in Australia at 11:48pm on a Sunday night, bosh

Forest vs Burnley should not be this important to my life. Checking the score like it’s a champs league final. I hate what we have become under Enic

@TheSpursExpress He’s not even the best striker at Tottenham

🎙️| Roberto De Zerbi: “Dominic Solanke is one of the best strikers in the Premier League.”

@yiddogusdos Was happy for him until thogdan showed up on my screen

THERE IT IS

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree deal to appoint Roberto De Zerbi as new head coach, here we go! Story revealed yesterday now confirmed as De Zerbi has accepted #THFC job with IMMEDIATE effect. Five year deal set to be signed as De Zerbi decides to accept this challenge.

@4ypnoo @SpursVoiceEG @owenthfc__ Feel bad for you if you didn’t find him entertaining

@SpursVoiceEG @owenthfc__ AB wasnt even entertaining too, uk just love him too much outside the show loool

Episode 4 Expressions

@InvertTheWing Sane

Not a single player (with the exception of Cole Papmer) has left modern Manchester City and became a better player. Fact.

@thespursweb Thomas frank

Which player is this?

@Jsisjajajsu___ @SpursArmyTweets You lot got your own problems to worry about

@SpursArmyTweets Looking at this you would think it’s Arsenal vs Spurs in the carabao cup final 😂😂😂

OHHHH WHENNN THE SPURSSSSS! 🐓

@yiddogusdos I’ve never seen anything like that

three of the funniest pens i’ve ever seen 😭😭

@Arsenal_rep1 @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Ange wasn’t this season fucktard

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC How many coaches do they want to employ in a session.. Ange Frank Tugor ..... Relegation they must go regardless

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur actively working on candidates to replace Igor Tudor if decision taken to make another head coach change after Liverpool trip. Unclear whether would be interim again or longer-term appointment but #THFC exploring options @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/71164…

@HamzaFadi17 @thespursweb @AlasdairGold Concussion

@thespursweb @AlasdairGold What’s wrong with Romero ?

🚨BREAKING: Igor Tudor on team news: "No, Romero and Palhinha out. Micky is out. Bissouma has a problem and Conor has a fever but we hope he will be ok. Always something happen. Very rare and I've never seen this in my career." [@AlasdairGold]

@InvertTheWing Did you unblock him?

Fair fucking play, Tudor. Genuinely massive balls to drop Vicario on a UCL night out of all days. But I am not complaining. Takes MASSIVE balls. I am inclined to give you leeway, you are seeing issues.

@InvertTheWing Our away fans I’m sure will be. It’s the home game you should be worried about

Look at West Ham fans, how much they are celebrating the cup win last night. They are in a relegation battle too. Tottenham fans need to absolutely lighten up and take tonight way more seriously.

@JimmyAfc92 @StokeyyG2 Explain how then

@StokeyyG2 It was an obvious foul last week and not this week

I would absolutely LOVE to know what the difference between this push and the push on Gabriel last week was… No consistency from VAR yet again. Who’s shocked?