Kale me maybe 🪲🤧

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

Exactly a month back 17th march I was holding my baby girl’s face. Life is so unfair

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

One of the hardest car rides is the one back from the veterinarian, with only a collar. 😢

It’s been difficult to share anything about her and to process my grief publicly but today I miss her SO much and I just felt like I needed to continue to share my beautiful girl on my timeline ♥️ She is my whole world.

"what's something you wish people asked you more about?" oscar: "i'd be quite happy if people asked me less about everything 😁" "if they'd just leave you alone" oscar: "...yeah 🤣"

So, this dodo gave us a heart attack earlier in the night with some laboured breathing issues. It’s 4 AM and we’ve finally left the vet after 4 hours of being here. Meena has feline asthma, looking to connect with cat parents who have experience managing feline asthma. Any inputs are appreciated, of course - we’ve received valuable advice and a treatment plan from our vet!

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet

@SuchAMisfit Thanks :( ❣️

@KithRags I am so sorry. May you heal from it. Sending hugs your way 🩷

Yet again the grief hits so hard. Today has been excruciatingly bad. Yesterday wasn’t so bad but today sucked beyond words

@sahilk Trying to but it’s been pretty rough but thank you ✨🫂

@KithRags It gets easier. Hang in there. Hugs. 🫂

URGENT FOSTER NEEDED Bengaluru - The boarding we work with for our rescues unfortunately has a Canine Distemper Outbreak. To avoid exposure to the virus, we urgently need a foster for our big bear Theo for one month. He's a darling and gets along with humans and pets. +

when someone asks me about the last two years but it's been filled with nothing but lessons about the art of letting go

Living through my nightmare right now

Tried to get a simple toasted bread from a chai shop and it was the most complex thing. I had to visually show him what I wanted using photos of bread on a tawa. He kept saying bun maska which is not what I wanted. Then tried to microwave bread 😩until I used step by step photos

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

These robot v human things are so staged. Idk what they’re trying to push but it’s getting weird

“but you handled it so well” thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

About to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff