Kitty Kay

@stone1_matthew These two ripping into nose beers at Origin was definitely on my bingo card for today.

There’s 3 reasons why Mac Andrew and Jamarra would be in a disabled toilet. 1. They’re a couple. AFL media goes into overdrive. 2. They’re into some extraordinarily weird kink that I’ve never heard of before. Everyone knows what 3 is. And everyone knows it’s the obvious one.

@NicNegrepontis Weiters

Blues haven’t adjusted to wet weather footy at all. Hawks playing percentages smarter and winning/keeping territory consistently. Pittonet and Hewett would’ve been handy here.

So frustrating that so many highs and HTBs against Haw totally ignored by the umpires

@jk_rowling And Jews and Israelis. Let's not forget how much Amnesty despises them. They literally changed the definition of genocide, detailed in the opening paragraphs of their their report on Gaza, in order to accuse Israel. They are not qualified to change legal definitions!

It appears that (as many of us have suspected for years) Amnesty believes certain kinds of humans don’t deserve rights: women, girls and those who are proudly same-sex attracted. I hope donors from those groups are taking note.

@CarltonFC I'm on call with a monster sized tube of superglue to fix Dean's hand. Just say the word.

never in doubt yeah x #Baggers #AFLTigersBlues

@The_PrenderCast Umpiring has never been better.

The worst part about the final 90 seconds is that having singlehandedly decided to over officiate the game so to make the finish interesting, paying *everything* one way, those big brass balls deserted the umpiring cohort and plunged the final 45 secs into farce. #AFLTigersBlues

@TRUEBLOODSPODDY @CarltonFans Nah- it's his work rate. How many ground ball gets for Swans?

How is Charlie going @carltonfans ? I thought his knee was cooked?

@CarltonFC Noooooooo

Harry Dean has been withdrawn from tomorrow night's #AFLTigersBlues. carltonfc.com.au/news/2059724

@andrewbogut @karlstefanovic Hence why media is supposed to be the fourth estate.

@schultzy_j @OnlyCarlton_ Not necessarily. I'd put young Deano in the same category. Football smarts is not something that can be taught, imo. Not saying Byrne is a dud - just that I'm not 100% convinced yet.

@Kittee_Kay @OnlyCarlton_ Yeah but that’s why those players go in the top 5. Others take a little while to get use to the speed at AFL level but also knowing when they have more time than they expect

Talor Byrne is genuinely my favourite player to watch, the kid chases and tackles blokes like they owe him money

@schultzy_j @OnlyCarlton_ I'm aware. But some things, like football smarts, just can't be learned. The best players have it from day 0 - Jagga is a great example.

@Kittee_Kay @OnlyCarlton_ He’s only played a handful of games, give him time and the rest will come. You can’t teach what he is doing

So let me get this right "Swanny" @AFL The ump cant throw the ball straight up, so the @CarltonFC Ruck IS NOT ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE BALL???#AFLGiantsBlues

@parsleythedog @RightSide_Uk 100 children, not 100 rapes so it is actually much less than two months per victim.

@RightSide_Uk Look at the maths to see if this is adequate: 35 years means likely early release in 15-17 years 17 years = 194 months >100 rapes of a child = less than 2 months per rape How can we expect this sort of thing to stop when we do not adequately punish the perps

Pakistani Muslim Mohammed Zahid has been sentenced to 35 years in prison for his role in the grooming gang and the rape of over 100 white children. Starmer’s Britain is soft on these monsters while our daughters’ lives are destroyed forever. 35 years is not enough for raping over 100 children. Sack every traitor who enabled this horror and covered it up for decades. Deport every last one of these beasts and their networks. Restore justice and Britain as a safe homeland where our children are protected from grooming gangs. No more cover-ups. No more betrayal. Fight back now. 🇬🇧 (video courtesy of @AndrewAvCohen)

@LiquidFaerie Ozora?

That moment when a festival who cancelled you because your “logo was too Jewish” & there’s “too many Jewish references” in your pieces - sends a message to ask if you’re available to design & install pieces for them this summer. Ha! No.

@FranceskAlbs @CKoellmannZH Pursuant to the principles established in Arkell v Pressdram, you are unfit for any form of public life.

@CKoellmannZH Change medication.

„Im März war ich bei einer Filmpremiere in Berlin, wo die UN-Sonderberichterstatterin Francesca Albanese als Ehrengast geladen war. Ich habe mich noch nie in einem Raum aufgehalten, wo ich so viel Hass gespürt habe. Überall Kufiyas, schreckliche Parolen und blanker Hass gegen alles, was mit Israel zusammenhängt“ welt.de/politik/deutsc…

@sports_accnt @RonnyLerner My comment is a response to OP saying the free kick is a "terrible decision."

@Kittee_Kay @RonnyLerner Free kick maybe. Fine - absolutely not. Dozens of incidents where boundary umpire has not called this out of bounds this year

The AFL doubling down on the umpire’s horrible decision at a crucial stage to try and protect the umpire

@pharoahnfl Most attended domestic sport league in the world. Fourth largest attendance of any sport in the world. Oldest gazetted football league in the world. What took you so long to discover our wonderful chaos?

Today during the NFL offseason, I discovered the Australian Football League.