@JonahDispatch I can't wait until he tells us he got an A on a hepatitis test.
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CJ Mac
@KittenHands
Pizza is like sex. Even when it isn't very good, I still like it.
Katılım Eylül 2011
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I will never stop laughing at the fact he’s so proud that he passed a rudimentary test to see if he’s got dementia. I mean it’s not a hard test.
Amy@AmysGotBirds
One test is to determine if he's losing cognitive ability. Three tests is to measure how fast it's happening.
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@ChrisCillizza Every one of them gets picked before you in gym class.
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That's a travel on the first nun
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
Group of nuns spotted playing basketball in NYC 🔥🏀
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@TaliaGraceSable I love to catch up with providers, and they almost always say, "I'll give you more time since I talked so much."
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If I came back, who would you want to see me with?
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@emilyetaylor23 @3YearLetterman Hold on, girlie. How many SEC Championships do you have?
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Just me holding a baby Sabrina Ionescu.
S_U_Network@S_U_Network
Quote tweet a throwback photo of you. 📸
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@jpodhoretz It was also effective! I used the code GLOP when I got a gift subscription for my sister and her 3 cats.
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This is an ad read I did five years ago today. It is...extraordinarily memorable.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Wi8m…
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This program needs a total overhaul.
AD. Coach. Funding. Facilities.
Everything needs deep reevaluation.
HoyaSaxa.com@hoyatalk
Georgetown effectively clinches its fourth losing season in five years. The last time this happened? 1931-1936.
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@3YearLetterman Really rubbing that notary money in our faces, coach.
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I am not trying to brag or make anyone feel bad, but I will be spending Easter weekend at the Red Roof Inn in LaGrange with a day pass to Great Wolf Lodge
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@Super70sSports Chocolate milk should be running away with this. One of the greatest discoveries of humanity.
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Let me explain this simply re the indigeneity question. No one, throughout all of AD history, had any practical incentive to claim to be Jewish. Anywhere. On earth. We’re the same people because who the fuck else would we be, Swanson Frozen Dinner Boy.
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@jpodhoretz I heard they made him show a photo ID just to get on a plane. Not to vote, TO GET ON AN AIRPLANE!
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@SonnyBunch Looking forward to the Robert Duvall draft this Friday. You should make it 5 rounds. And a regular snake draft is fine. Don't let @MichaelRWarren come up with some new cockamamie draft procedure. It will just lead to tanking for better draft position.
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@ChrisCillizza There is better than average chance that you would accidentally shoot yourself during the biathlon.
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Serious question: What Winter Olympics event would a rank amateur have the highest chance of dying while attempting?
I think skeleton is the clear frontrunner.
#Olympics2026
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@JonahDispatch I'm not scared either. How many pull-ups can a germ do?
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@shannon_last Since when is a reduction in pay the punishment for sedition?
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@lumina_rayy They worked very hard to make a beautiful woman look unattractive in that movie.
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@JonahDispatch "I accept payment in gold or silk. Silver is for peasants."
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@dcsandbrook @TheRestHistory As we learned from your Russian pronunciations on the Tchaikovsky episode.
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@KittenHands @TheRestHistory I am the judge, though. I decide what the correct pronunciation is, and what I say goes.
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@TheRestHistory It was great to hear @dcsandbrook butcher the pronunciation of Nimitz after him being so smug about how some Americans say Iran.
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