✨ki💤ek✨, MPH

When you cancel Thanksgiving & Xmas with your loved ones, remember that you are doing it because you love them & value their health. We are not guaranteed a single minute on this earth. Stop acting like we are not in a pandemic & embrace social distancing, masks, & staying home💞

edward cullen when he sees someone without a mask:

The Hulk: I’m always angry. Me, part German: I totally get that.

@MisterMPLS Definitely in!

@Kizzzek I was like, Aspen?! On my way! Yea, I can see why you feel that way about the lifts. It’s a weird feeling. Glad you’re hitting the slopes! We should ride the next time there’s a solid 5”+, I’ll drive.

Ive been skiing since I could walk and I still HATE getting on the first chair lift of the season. Words cannot define the amount of anxiety that overwhelms me 😥 Am I alone in this?

@MisterMPLS *AFTON lol 😂

@Kizzzek Where you riding?? I was in Vail yesterday. I love the chairlift. Lol.

@MisterMPLS Aspen for now; maybe planning a trip out west this winter! I like the chairlift after the first successful on-off but man, the first one of the year always racks me😬😂 my brain = what if I don't make it in time, what if I miss it while sitting, ski tips up!, dont face plant! 😳

Captain von Trapp is hot and Ralph is a little bitch.

Oscar's relationship with his trashcan is the relationship I wish I could realistically have with my bed. Never leaves it, but is able to travel with it.

You ever think about how men go out into the world and feel safe?

Friendly reminder: don't be a part of any abuser's attempt at a "comeback." They don't deserve your attention. If you're press, you don't need to cover them. It's not news. They don't deserve a platform to be a public artist anymore. Let them fade. Think of the survivors.

@Chazraps 👏👏👏

tiny animals in tiny sweaters

Out here wishing I was on Snow Piercer because 1,001 cars seems a lot easier to make egalitarian than the US 🙄

@MplsErica Omfg I know, right?! I'm exhausted!

How the FUCK is it only Tuesday?

@nuffintoofancy Yeeeeea :-/

my gatsby themed wedding is just a regular wedding but with a dead guy in the pool for vibes

@nuffintoofancy I'm shocked his mom is even claiming him as her son 😂