Kris Jones

When you put the a-line in and are waiting to see if it correlates with the cuff pressure of 56/44

What Anthony Rizzo means to the city of Chicago and the Cubs organization cannot be overstated.

Welcome back, Rizz. 💙

First day as an attending tomorrow!! It’s gonna be….something. 😂 Drop any advice!

Exploring post fellowship hobbies. I signed up for the city band. I haven't played in.....8 years at least. I swear I used to know how to do this 🤣

Send Tim Walz to a swing state high school football game every Friday night, college football game every Saturday, and NFL game every Sunday until November.

Elmo, the great thing about specializing in something is you get to decide. I think you’ll be a great specialist in anything you end up choosing!

Growing up, I learned to be generous toward my neighbors, compromise without compromising my values, and to work for the common good. @KamalaHarris and I both believe in that common good – in that fundamental promise of America. We’re ready to fight for it. And like she says: when we fight, we win.

Time to make history, @KamalaHarris.

“You can’t be the party of freedom and control women’s bodies. You can’t be the party of family and love your guns more than our kids. You can’t be the party of faith and worship at the feet of Donald Trump.”

A message for Trump and his Project 2025

@epigeekGab I agree. Mandating “research” in training programs has led to a dilution of quality research. We are told in academics we have to present/publish or we can’t be promoted. But we are given no time to learn or conduct good research. Being a good clinician is not valued anymore.

Being a woman in medicine will continue to be challenging until we shift our expectations…. With more women entering the field, there is a responsibility to be more authentic and vulnerable as we help to shape the next generation of physicians. jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/…

me d/cing colace on every patient and ordering miralax

PgY3: opens email from most widely read med journal in the world. NEJM: residents these days don’t stay late for patient care time, want wellness days, and have cognitive dissonance between work and wellbeing. Nothing we do makes them happy. PgY3: closes laptop.

Residency is funny because they will let you be the night senior in the ICU and start levo on a patient in shock but then also email you if you decide not to go to a lecture that you don't think you need your own education as an adult in your thirties lol

Hi. I don’t want a “Kansas City Strong” shirt. I want a “Kansas City got mad and changed laws” shirt.

TOUCHDOWN MECOLE HARDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

(1/6): 5 myths of IV fluids 🦄 A 🧵that makes my soul cringe. Please help spread the word 🙏#stopinhospitaldrowning

Forever a Michigan Man 💙🙏