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@UtdForever7 @ManUtd @DalotDiogo @premierleague You can’t win a title with Dalot it’s simple

🚨Manchester United are ready to offer Diogo Dalot a NEW IMPROVED long-term contract, with the Portuguese having two years left on his current deal. Michael Carrick has made it clear internally that he does not want the club to entertain any possibility of selling Diogo Dalot. Real Madrid, Barcelona & Bayern Munich have all interest in him but Carrick has communicated to Man Utd’s hierarchy that the Portugal international remains an important part of his long-term plans at Old Trafford. #MUFC [@GraemeBailey]

@MikeyCycling Mike Van Erp is a turd

This was quite the most unpleasant and nasty driver behaviour that I caught in 2025. I thought her behaviour was really shocking. youtu.be/vcPdRvKLuBw

@MikeyCycling He’s stupid but not as stupid as you Mike van erp

Hahahaha, what an idiot. It was obvious Brexit was a terrible idea right from the start.

@FidelUK x.com/crimeldn/statu… this retard needs sectioning

Yes, the driver is in the wrong but good for her for confronting "keep your distance from me" #CyclingMikey after he got right next to her from behind. "Get in your car and drive off" who does he think he is!

@ArsenalN10 You need to give dorgu a guard of honour

I want Manchester United to be our first game next season. We need that guard of honour at Old Trafford.

@clippedszn Says he looks young at 36 nigga looks 46

Fousey explains to N3ON how he drinks 🩸 to keep his skin looking young & healthy “Have you not heard what celebrities drink?”

@danropes93 @Adikastakes Whoever is saying it should be rice go put your money were you’re mouth is you get £325 back from a £100 bet put your bets on bet fair pussys

@Adikastakes Bro is changing your tune after something he knew was gonna happen weeks ago has eventually happened Low masculinity We are in good hands tho

Bruno Fernandes sorry oh, i tried my best for you. That PFA Player of the year award is gone.

@Adikastakes Whoever is saying it should be rice go put your money were you’re mouth is you get £325 back from a £100 bet

@UTDTrey Whoever is saying it should be rice go put your money were you’re mouth is you get £325 back from a £100 bet

Yeah he’s winning that player of the year award, we are cooked

@TouchlineX Whoever is saying it should be rice go put your money were you’re mouth is you get £325 back from a £100 bet

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Declan Rice has secured the PFA Player of the Year award! 💫

@wizedgent @TouchlineX If you’re so confident go put £100 on rice to win it you will win £300

@TouchlineX Are you kidding me. Not just PFA player of the year award, the greatest award in football…. Balloon d Or x.com/wizedgent/stat…

@tranquil_tony @granjefe_elo @TouchlineX If you’re so confident go put £100 on rice to win it you will win £300

@granjefe_elo @TouchlineX Where is Bruno's Trophy. Just post any trophy even Carabao and I will agree with you.

@Joshmufc30 @TouchlineX Whoever is saying it should be rice go put your money were you’re mouth is you get £325 back from a £100 bet

@TouchlineX False, Bruno Fernandes is the deserving player of the award

@lukewoodsss @SomosLos_Rojos @OlHill1 Yeh well played you beat Burnley 1-0 my argument was you wouldn’t be 4-0 up at half time you spaz

@Kma0k0 @SomosLos_Rojos @OlHill1 It’s Tuesday weasel

Burnley and Crystal Palace have you got something for me🙏🏻🙏🏻

@UTDKobi Where you playing him though plays lw or 10

Man United, Hear me out ? 🌚

@__lifeofvikito @FabrizioRomano Why not just send a drone in the sky if they want to spy

@FabrizioRomano Can someone explain to me why it’s actually wrong ? I mean, some clubs literally post training session videos on their page.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Southampton have been EXPELLED from the Championship play-offs. Middlesbrough will now be the finalists against Hull City on Saturday at Wembley as Southampton have admitted to multiple breaches of filming other clubs’ training.

@MMAddict9 @StreamersEra Flow state lol this generation is fucked

@StreamersEra Are yall fucking 12? He seasoned some meat and picked up a thing of butter? And walked around with it. And turned a stove on?

Tota entered flow state while cooking traditional Brazilian food for everyone at the Clover House 😭❤️

@Tgarratt10 Spurs bournmouth double chance

Predictions for tonight? I reckon City win and Spurs draw

@IbbzHD @StevoTheMadMan Yeh I get it I’d rather you win it than city but some of the decisions have been questionable no penalties against or red cards is weird. You have Raya Gabriel and Saliba to thank they have been solid

@Kma0k0 @StevoTheMadMan You can’t gift a title mate. We still had to win our games.

This is really good. What do haters have to say about this, I’m intrigued.

@IbbzHD @StevoTheMadMan More than what Arsenal have won in the last 6 years 0 trophies. Gimp you Arsenal fans only talking when you’re about to win a title that was gifted to you lol

Ronaldo won the league twice & the UCL 4 times with 2 Copa Del Reys on top of 4 ballon d’ors Messi won the league 10 times & the UCL 4 times & 7 Copa Del Reys on top of 6 Ballon d’ors Bruno… top 4 for 4 seasons, FA Cup, League Cup. Who cares about individual stats when it’s meaningless in the season.