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@RileyXsko_Music @luvkit “I am just another pavement ape who abandoned my son”

@luvkit The majority of my girlfriends have been white. I have a son with a white woman. Y'all could just reproduce with each other and solve that problem but your women apparently are too into men like me. Skill issue. Sucks to suck pigskin

If we judged human groups by the same rules we use for animal species, white people would currently be classified as *Endangered.* A 67% global decline over three generations meets the official threshold. At current trends, they cross into *Critically Endangered* next generation. Biology doesn’t care about politics. The numbers are what they are.

@mideberry @frjoshTX Poor grandson has grandparents who don’t care for him

@frjoshTX We stopped going to our grandsons games altogether after last season. Will reconsider when the catcher can actually catch the ball and throw it back. Not a criticism, but an observation of time management.

Youth baseball/softball tournaments are a study in cultural anthropology. Families all day dutifully lugging around Academy carts, bored and miserable, sacrificing what could be true family leisure for the mythology of ambition, and paying for the privilege. It’s quite something.

@Gwendolynvee Account based in Africa lmao

She’s already driving, he’s got 2 months to go - she picks him up and in the backseat is a Red Hat. He pauses and asks who’s hat that belongs too, she says she borrowed her Dads car so it’s his hat, no biggie her Dad can’t even vote bc he’s got a felony on his record. My son clocks every bit of this and continues the date, they grab breakfast and have a decent time - comes thru the front door just now talking about how his crush is 100% gone and he “wasted $64 on bfast with a TPUSA Princess.” 🤣🤣

My son has had a huge crush on this girl he has 2 classes with, the entire school year. He’s 6’2, and she’s actually 6ft and Greek and I’ve had to hear all school year about this tall Greek Goddess he has a crush on. He finally works up the courage to talk to her a few weeks back and she tells him she’s had a crush too. He invites her to breakfast and does a bunch of chores last week to earn the money from me to take her. FAST FORWARD to their date today…

@NevadaRacks @Oxviktorr Dumbest idea ever. You’ll get your head stomped like a watermelon by all of those feral boons

@Oxviktorr Short guy needed to turn it into a ground game. Only chance he really had there

Tall black dude tries to oppress a short white king, but he stands on business

@eviljunglelord @ilyhaden You needed a video to convince you of that?

@ilyhaden Videos like this are starting to convince me that most women should not be in law enforcement.

Bro is gonna regret this day for the rest of his life

@Hellhammer9999 @YeloStoneCommie @unlimited_ls You wouldn’t have done shit so shut up telling everyone how performative you are

@YeloStoneCommie @unlimited_ls Drug addicts deserve not to die. People like you are why this man died.

🚨NEW: Father of two died after getting trapped in a Boston subway station escalator while more than a dozen people walked past him without helping Steven McCluskey, 40, lost his balance while going down an escalator at Davis Station in Somerville just before 5 a.m. on February 27 Surveillance video shows his coat getting caught in the escalator as he desperately tried to free himself As the fabric tightened around his neck, McCluskey eventually collapsed at the bottom of the escalator Video released by the MBTA shows multiple people walking past him without stopping to help, including one man who watched briefly before walking away An employee finally stopped the escalator more than 20 minutes later before medics arrived and performed CPR

@FrankoBlondee2 @MyronGainesX It’s his girlfriend of 6 months

@MyronGainesX I don't like this dude or his content of doxxing people, but why is that guy bringing his wife vile text messages?

This dude is cringe is fuck. It be liberal guys like this simping for women that are the worst.

@BBJ2420 @MyronGainesX It’s his girlfriend he started dating in December

@MyronGainesX Lmao at defending ur wife being simping No wonder Angie left you for a roller blader

@zaye_01 @Morrigan_Astro He’s not it’s his gf he started dating at new years 😂

@Morrigan_Astro Youre bitter because hes happily married weirdo

The mud 🦈w1gger will Eventually pay the toll

@machVgo @PFTCommenter Yup

@KnobVanDam @PFTCommenter Pft is married??

Walked in to my moms apartment today and once again first thing I saw on her picture frame was me and Jerry in the el camino

@spennyscards10 @LFCJC6 @ChrisCotillo @LouMerloni @WebsterOnTV Besides the fact he’s the most boring sideline reporter NESN has ever had, sure

@LFCJC6 @ChrisCotillo @LouMerloni @WebsterOnTV I’d love to have a beer or 2 with Jahmai

BREAKING: @LouMerloni with his second hole-in-one in 9 months here in Atlanta. @WebsterOnTV with the celebration.

@condor10mm @PFTCommenter You’d think he’d at least give her some grandkids if not the house. Poor woman got neither

@PFTCommenter Damn, didn’t buy mom a house.

@Seth_3773 Seth you’re a moron if you don’t see the ballboy 100% was trying to slam the balls into his glove and give the ump an extra stare. The ump isn’t soft for recognizing the kid was trying to get one over on him for no reason

I’ve seen this before, but let’s talk about it… my take… soft insecure umpire. I wonder if this guy ever advanced out of the minor leagues And I have a hunch, he’s under 5’10”

@asian_redpiller @PetersReceipts @KeithWoodsYT Honestly I’ve thought about this more and more and it becomes like a horror movie to think about. Killing each other, for their sake. What were we doing

@PetersReceipts @KeithWoodsYT Only country to fight a major civil war over slavery. Send 100,000s of white boys to die over it.

Daily reminder that America is the leading promoter of cultural bolshevism in history. Everything about this screams Chauvin all over again, the photo of the white boomer anti-racist judge hanging smugly on the wall, the baying mob outside to intimidate, the implication that black people have the right to assault you, everything. The likelihood that this guy will be given some insane puritanical sentence to assuage America's race neurosis increases by the hour.

@Beanie13072 @Bossy_Leah @FAnus9910 The Russians are wimps. The Canadians and Americans do the fighting, and no matter how angry they get when they fight, they have the capacity to abide by a code of respect during the fight. If the NHL was black they’d be chimping and trying to truly maim eachother

@KnobVanDam @Bossy_Leah @FAnus9910 Dude most of those white boys are Russian mob guys. Shut up

Black NFL players (~65-70% of the league) receive a disproportionately high share of unsportsmanlike/violent penalties and ejections vs. White players (~25-30%). • Ejections (2017-2019): 95% to Black players (only 1 White out of 61 total). • Unsportsmanlike conduct (celebrations): ~90-92% to Black players. • Violent crime arrests (since 2005): 93% involved Black players (138 of 149). These disparities exceed roster share and align with broader patterns in aggressive behavior. Data on every personal foul by race is limited, but ejections and arrests are clearer signals than subjective flags.

@Beanie13072 @Bossy_Leah @FAnus9910 If more black players played hockey they’d be using their skates as weapons

@Bossy_Leah @FAnus9910 Well that works when Hockey celebrates violence. They use fights for advertising.

@ShawnTyler3763 @EN0CX They aren’t* speak English, boon

@EN0CX They dont be sorry for the action. They be sorry they got caught. Fuck’em

Remember the guy who exposed the cop that liked racist comments under the white woman’s Mother’s Day post with her black son? He just revealed the cop has now been fired and even shared their phone call where the cop claimed he’s not racist and “didn’t mean” to like the comments.

@norriebaelish But then you’re just a single loser your entire life 😂

The replies in the comments further support why so many of us women are refusing to fuck today’s men

@stoolpresidente She’s the entire league. They would never ever ever admit but that’s why they all hate her. Deep down, they know.

Tough loss but she is the league. The guy who called her Jermey Lin should have his tongue cut out.