Jeff Koen

@UberFacts Perry Caravello

@EcovacsUS Just wondering why I’m having such a hard time getting parts form your customer service! What a struggle it’s been! Any help would be appreciated.

@UberFacts He would turn into a vampire at recess. Not for real, but he thought he was. He’s now, my daughters pediatrician

Name something ‘the weird kid’ in your school did that’s now a permanent memory:

Friday at 8:00 PM Mark Riley takes the stage with John Perrotta and Jeff Koen. Call 781-233-0077 or go online at kowloonrestaurant.com for reservations. On deck is Jimmy Dunn! @KowloonSaugus @markrileycomedy

We are back! Call 781-233-0077 for tickets. @KowloonSaugus @jimmydunncomedy @markrileycomedy

@UberFacts 2 teaspoons of NyQuil and 3 beers is all you really need.

What's the weirdest piece of advice you've heard that's surprisingly effective? 💭

I’ve never not used my shirt as a napkin.

HBCF starts Thursday! Tickets! HamptonBeachComedyFestival.com @jimmydunncomedy @willnoonan @TonyVcomic @janetmcnamara12 @Liamliamliam47 @LPizzle @VisitNH @HamptonBeach_NH @hamptonbeachcom @markrileycomedy @DanCrohn @McGuirks1 @boulgercomedy @CarolynPlummer1 @kellymacfarland @Koenjjj

A huge thanks to @Mikedonovan55 @drewdunncomedy @Koenjjj and special guest @katlinmcfee for a funny weekend of comedy at the @KowloonSaugus!Thanks to everyone who came out to support live comedy. We appreciate you all so much. On deck is Paul D’Angelo! Enjoy the Super Bowl. 🏈

Hey #concordnh I’ll be back @CapitolCenter Saturday May 4th! ccanh.com/events/juston-…

Hey I’m on this great show tomorrow night!

Hey @MADmagazine my mother threw away my newest issue of MAD. She says a 42 year old man shouldn’t read that ridiculous comic book. I told her she was crazy! Then she called me an idiot. She’s wrong, right?

Pre-order the @Showtime special "Unsportsmanlike Comedy" featuring @RobGronkowski, @justonmckinney, @JayLarsoncomedy, @JohnCaparulo, @Finessemitchell, and @ItsLennyClarke now! Pre-order here: 800PGR.lnk.to/GRONKTW

This Saturday night March 24th heading up to #Plattsburgh #NY @strandcenter with @Koenjjj 8pm show! Tickets app.arts-people.com/index.php?show…

@ScaryPerrySkate Go for it Scaremaster!!! You can’t do anything you put your mind to!!!

I demand to have a Blue check mark!!!!!

I’ve gone to bed for the night five times in the last three days.

Ordinary people will be put through the ultimate test. 💪 Don't miss @johncena hosting #AmericanGrit June 11 on @FOXTV! twitter.com/AmericanGritFO…

Breaking Brady News on my live show this morning click to listen. Thanks fans for calling in! Mon-fri 9am-Noon omny.fm/shows/small-to…

This is going to be a blast! This weekend #Nashua NH with the hilarious @ECTamytee and @Koenjjj twitter.com/robsteencomic/…

@ScaryPerrySkate way to go Scaremaster! You voice was herd loud and proud!