@BlueBlurLewd @PalmyrPar Rian Johnson only had "a vision" up his own ass. Even if I were to concede that making a "modernized", "meta" star wars isn't immediately repellant, that doesnt make the themes present in the film any less trite.
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@KooksSpill
decent fucking human being
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@KooksSpill @PalmyrPar Rey being unrelated is infinitely better and more resonant on a meta level as well as a good way to modernize it better than Lucas did with his stupid gay baby bullshit movies. They just fucked it up by letting the guy with a vision do the middle chapter and nothing else.
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>“The Skywalker Saga”
>first set of movies have the father
>second set of movies have the son
>third set of movies have some random Palpatine-homunculus woman who takes the name in the final minute of the movie for no reason
I’m starting to suspect one of these doesn’t fit.
Wes 🐍🐍🐍🐍🧍♂️🐍@Luke_Maxxing
Rebranding the movies as "The Skywalker Saga" as if they are one coherent 9 part story makes the fact that there is a one film gap between "Return of the Jedi" and "The Last Jedi" unbelievably funny and I think this is a good way to keep that bit going.
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Im watching jeopardy rn and this mtf contestant just guessed that the government of Maldives put into place a generational ban on "procreation"
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Oh no, Attack of the Clones is forever locked at 1080p--basically Blu-ray quality.
This is a wide shot and I can see Natalie Portman's nipple through her shirt. I think we're covered.
Drew Savicki@DrewSav
@ODouglas_Stan Lucas' decision to use 1080p digital cameras was a mistake. AOTC and ROTS are forever trapped at that resolution
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The did this to Darth Vader too which is very funny
Duck Burger@DuckBurger4
"Hutt" being the name of their whole species and civilization despite it obviously being Jabba's specific name is a good example of "make an OT character trait into their whole race" like imagine if all Italians are called the Sopranos. Soprano peninsula, Soprano food, Sopranian
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@RichardJuice @mightydudbolt fatt horney be right about one single thing challenge
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Revenge of the Sith was the second highest grossing movie of the year and did better than Attack of the Clones.
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Genuinely have seen a few of my boys move exactly like this when an actual hog walks by but the bar is closing in 10 minutes
UFO mania@maniaUFO
Northern pike, a very aggressive predator. They’re native to the US and Canada and can get to greater than 50 inches in length. Cool fish.
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@uncledoomer I really think Michael Jackson became I white person. By his child like purity and his divine like creations God cleansed him of the mark of Cain. On a genetic level he became white.
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YOU 🫵 must pick one of four studio apartments to live in with the following sets of amenities. (Each has a sink, and if no bathroom, six units share one on the floor)
1. Oven, Fridge, Bathroom
2. Fridge, Bathroom, W/D
3. Oven, Fridge, Dishwasher
4. Fridge, Dishwasher, Bathroom
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@BurgerMarcille Jake Lloyd homeless man splooge sample in a jar
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My proposals for items that belong in the America First museum:
Marla Rose’s smashed phone
Nick’s Lego MTT
The Purple Polo
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Complete horse shit, btw. We have one of the finest literary canons in existence. Irving, Poe, Whitman, Cooper, Thoreau, Melville, Twain, London, Faulkner, Hemingway, Cheever, McCarthy, O'Conner, Pynchon. All Americans.
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Guy who has a laminated card of this in his wallet
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Isn’t it crazy that we live in a world where pedophiles do not fear admitting publicly that they are pedophiles?
TMZ@TMZ
Russell Brand says he slept with a 16-year-old when he was 30. 😬 tmz.me/OhxjuOu Credit: The Megyn Kelly Show
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Looking forward to the first leftist to work up the courage to break into my house only to be chased by my bull through the labyrinthine corridors of my lair like the Minotaur
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@mightydudbolt I had friends in high school that seemed to get play from certain girls from painting their nails and acting a bit fruity. Always thought it was just that
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Someone answer me this: If society hasn't become feminized in any meaningful sense, what is up with all the straight guys going around now with what can only be described as "gay voice"? You know what I'm talking about. It's everywhere. How did that happen? I'm not necessarily ascribing this specifically to the school environment because that's a little too simple, but SOMETHING'S going on, man.
Wake Me Up When 2016 Ends@Zennistrad
The key to understanding this is that right-wingers believe abuse by schools is synonymous with emasculation, and consequently believe masculine strongmen are the solution to a system they perceive as feminized, if not outright female-supremacist This is, of course, nonsense
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