Kool Koopz
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@Uncle_Leaf @GaryPeters @HaleyforMI I see a lot of myself in Haley because I am also a large frog with the voice of Bobby from King of the Hill
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@GaryPeters @HaleyforMI “I see a lot of myself in Haley; for instance, how we’re both paid shills for a foreign entity. “
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While I get the sentiment and agree with it 100%, she did have a sword and was blindfolded
Michael de Adder@deAdder
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That’ll happen when Russia blows up the drone factory you’re touring
Mediaite@Mediaite
Trump Explains Lindsey Graham's Cause of Death: 'Part of His Body Literally Blew Up' mediaite.com/media/tv/trump…
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@CSarracenian I like that they don’t all just fall to dust but scamper off like a noisy party that has been busted by the cops. Where are they going? To the graveyard? Are they gonna rebury themselves?
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Much like a lot of internet culture of the 00s, Every skeleton joke on the internet owes something of its existence to Army of Darkness.
A good movie
Erick Lorinc 🎃@ErickLorinc
My favorite moment in any Evil Dead and maybe any movie ever:
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You hear about moose your whole life, think you've got 'em figured out. Big deer, right? Wrong. There you are minding your own business when one appears, no warning, no sound, like a pickup truck with legs. Up close, you realize real quick... you don't know how big a moose is until one decides you're standing in its living room. 🫎
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@stanleemichaels He’s so excited for Wayne Newton as well. I bet Smigel tipped him off that he was gonna be on and Norm called up Conan and told him he had a joke about a turtle he wanted to tell.
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"I was slinging the hash... no you idiot that was when I was a fry cook”
My favorite thing about Norm Macdonald is he always looked like he was just waiting for us to figure out how insane it is they kept letting him get away with being himself. 😂🤭
Dope thrills@essa_muse
“I’m the mother fuckin’ fuckin’ one who calls the shots” Tony put Richie in his place! lol You better remember it Raphie 🎥 The sopranos
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@archaicf0ssil That’s how she got her name. “Oh her? That’s Nana’s visitor.”
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@Dave_Abear @DogInterne16892 @petersterne @AdamFriedland Hopefully my purchase of CHUNKS will go towards Nick so he can pay his racism bill
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Mayor Mamdani says he's "currently subscribed to something I don't even have my login for, but they have my credit card information, and I don't know how to cancel it." Pressed what it is, he says "it's a publication, and I'll leave it at that." 👀
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Mayor Mamdani Holds Press Conference to Make a Technology Announcement x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@omgchomp I like to think of it as a divinely sanctioned use of a steamroller to turn someone into a fruit roll up
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@KoolKoopz he did say he wanted to use a steamroller on someone
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sam neill was not allowed to die yet what the fuck
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In case anyone was wondering if Seth is a real Muppets fan or who might be his favorite character.
Boardwalk Times@BoardwalkTimes
NEW: "The Muppets Musical History with Seth MacFarlane" will take place at D23: The Ultimate Disney Fan Event. Seth MacFarlane and other special guests will discuss the timeless Muppets songbook. Seth will also share the inspiration behind his upcoming Muppets orchestral album.
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@ErickLorinc There just aren’t second spaces for skeletons anymore ☹️
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My favorite moment in any Evil Dead and maybe any movie ever:
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This is going to be a very important reaction image
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
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@ijustlovepuzzl1 Oh no! I can’t tell how bad the hinges are, but if they’re beyond a screw replacement, maybe cannibalizing the hinge parts or more from a pair of cheap plastic sunglasses?
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Some people have all the luck.
Me. I'm some people.
Sat right down on my only pair of multi use glasses.
Flight tomorrow and nobody around to make same day progressive lenses.
I am Murphy's Law.
I am also the person who wins Hidden Gem at the Streamer Awards, wins the BIPOC Streamer Awards three years in a row, has the BIPOC award then named after them and gets personally invited to Streamer University.
My life.
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MST3K Quiz
Indestructible Man
What prank are the Bots pulling on Joel?
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