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5 hours in 2 queues to be kicked out and out to the back of the queue @TicketmasterUK the anger inside of me now is at maximum level #Ticketmaster #Oasis

Olivia when she sees Kai and Sanam win: #LoveIslandUK #loveisland

Can’t be sure but I think I’m 2 deep breaths away from a menkel brekdown

6:15am and my Uber driver won’t stop fucking talking, it’s unnecessary

I’ll be fucking seething if Luca wins this

I pray the British people will vote for Gemma and not Luca #LoveIsland

Can anyone elaborate on what Gemma did wrong plz cause I can’t see a damn thing

Feeling physically and emotionally drained today

Just had the worst flight of me life with @SunExpress some drunk woman screaming and shouting at me for the full 4 hours, the cabin crew kindly turned off the lights in hope she went to sleep…. She did not

@daleelder_ Lateral flow, my house, free

@tommyplask Have a snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry

Remember during Covid we’d have to sneak into the barbershop like we were doing a drug deal 🤣

Never really had a problem with E.on till they moved to @eon_next and Not a souls answers the phone or replies to emails / messages! I’d like an up to date bill plz if anyone sees this.

Work is actually causing me to want to just sell my boobs on the internet

Is a positive lateral flow the new thirst trap tho?

My mum has dementia and was getting very upset that she kept forgetting where she put her cigarette lighter. I bought 80 of them. They are now in every coat, draw and pocket. She's so happy when she says "I remembered!". It makes me smile that she's happy