KríssBuddle

What a foul, screechy person Carole Malone is. @JeremyVineOn5

Well! Wolf Alice ( of whom I’ve never heard (old fart)); band of the year! Unfortunately last place in the “understandable acceptance speech” award…

@pbrooketurner @y2kpopart Everything OK at home, Peter?

@y2kpopart Looking forward to listening to this!

Victoria Beckham's son, Cruz Beckham, released his new single "for your love". He got signed under Republic Records (home to an all-star roster of multi-platinum, award-winning legends and superstar artists such as Ariana Grande, The Weeknd, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj...).

@MbarkCherguia What.

What’s the woman’s name?! 🤷‍♂️

This is, reportedly, Trump’s most hated photo. Be a shame if it got shared.

🚨🚨🚨 Under NO circumstances should anybody like or share this video!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

@JeremyVineOn5 @BrianColeman251 @jemmaforte @theJeremyVine @BrianColeman251 just took @MikeParry8 's "champion despicable, toxic male" trophy...

"Who cares what people did in private as long as it was legal." @BrianColeman251 questions the significance of the Epstein Files, calling Virginia Giuffre's account of events a "work of fiction". @jemmaforte | @theJeremyVine | #JeremyVine

Bit canabalistic, @JeremyVineOn5 , making @mikeparry8 eat ( possibly offal filled ) sausages on live TV...

@PontWorld "Brish"?

#PONT on the BBC, from 30 September 1936: THE BRITISH CHARACTER - INABILITY OF BRISH BROADCASTING ANNONUCERS TO SPEAK ENGLISH #BBC #English #Broadcasting

@Jessica78714704 @RoyalFamily Fairy tales, all of it.

@RoyalFamily England WILL Revert back to Catholicism!! Catholicism is TRUE and founded by Jesus Christ!

🇻🇦🇬🇧 Their Majesties will undertake a State Visit to the Holy See in late October, joining Pope Leo XIV in celebrating the Jubilee Year. A Papal Jubilee occurs every 25 years, and is a special time for the Catholic Church. The visit will also celebrate the ecumenical work by the Church of England and the Catholic Church, reflecting the Jubilee’s theme of walking together as ‘Pilgrims of Hope’.

@VictoriaCoren Paywall.

My column today is about cheerleaders! I had totally forgotten until I saw these gorgeous sparkly dancers on #Strictly. Feeling Christmassy already. telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/americas-…

@StuartHumphryes Beautifully done, sir!

It is very rare that I ever colourise an image, but sometimes - just sometimes - when the wind's in the right direction and a greyscale image captures my imagination, I'm motivated to bring out the colour of their humanity. Like this remarkable photo of a Senegalese soldier from the Great War, photographed in 1916 by Jean-Baptiste Tournessoud. He served in the French Colonial Forces in World War I and smiles broadly at us from 109 years ago. It should be noted that smiling in photographs only became common in the 1920s, so to find an image from the Great War of such a wonderfully beaming solider is extraordinarily unusal! [Cleaned-up and colourised by me].

@spenley Size, sighs, shmize...

Bridge of Size, or just a cunning punt?

George Wendt, the actor best known for playing Norm in US sitcom Cheers, dies aged 76 bbc.in/3SdCOyP

@RevRichardColes Alan Carr

@jackbremer I meant skip...

@jackbremer I used to have a pen that did that...

Bloody lovely ifonts.xyz/liebeheide-col…

@spenley Wow!

@KrissBuddle No, mine was NHS.

Cataract Q&A. The full details of my cataract operation. Don't watch if you don't want to hear surgical details! #spenleye #cataract